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YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY

YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY


[+] joke ballot by Trixi
created Fri Apr 23, 04

I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss
Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again
I understand
This movie has too much nudity
No. I don't want to see your sister's tits
Better get ride of these old porno magazines, I don't look at them anymore
I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist
Does this shirt match with these pants?
I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits a
I don't want to cum just yet.
I'd love to go antiquing with your aunt
are just too big
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
"I'm pregnant."
"Does my butt look big in these pants?"
I'm sorry
"Not tonight, honey. I have a headache."
"Can we watch 'Steel Magnolias' ?"
all of the above
i dont wanna have sex, im gonna do the dishes.
I want a boob job
Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!
(2 a girl) I like Barbra Streisand, lets have sex!
No, i dont want to have a threesom
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COMMENTS:
ROFLMAO!!
by _AM_ on Fri Apr 23, 04 11:25am [+]

This is a great poll, job well done!
by FreeRadical on Fri Apr 23, 04 12:08pm [+]

no kids in the back of a pickup: it's not safe
and also
light vinagarette tastes so much better than ranch,
not to mention
duct tape wont fix that
by in_bloom on Fri Apr 23, 04 9:18pm [+]

Excuse me sir, can you give me directions to the ...
by UncleRandy on Mon Apr 26, 04 1:51am [+]

i've kissed my girlfriend after she's given me a blowjob, and i've told her that a movie we were watching had too much nudity in it. so...?
by h3jm4k on Sun Sep 05, 04 11:46pm [+]

Voted : I understand
He will never say he understands her even when he does. To be understood is the greatest joy on earth and men want a monopoly on that. Two days later, he'll say...oh, did you mean "so and so"? He has got to let her know he understood her all the time but wanted her to feel mentally abandoned by him for a few days, or the twisting of the knife is not complete.

The idea that men don't understand women is a tool men use to cheat women out of a kind of joy most women do not know exists, the joy of being understood, for in reality, men understand women better than women do. Men say they don't understand women because then they would be compelled to respect their wishes. To understand is to "stand under" the authority of what is in someone else's soul. To understand another is a sacrifice; you allow your being to become invaginated with another person's substance.
by forgetmenot on Mon Jan 05, 09 2:52pm [+]





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