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TOP 10 EXTRA FEATURES OF A CAR SPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR WOMEN

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TOP 10 EXTRA FEATURES OF A CAR SPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR WOMEN


[+] joke ballot by stranger7800
created Fri Apr 23, 04

USA Today: (AP) Volvo Car's decision 14 months ago to allow hundreds of female employees to create a vehicle that suits their needs has given birth to a roomy, 215-horsepower coupe that's easy to park, maintain and keep clean. From the outset in December 2002, when Volvo's top executives approved the project, every aspect of the car's design and production has been overseen by women, a first in the automotive industry. The result: A car that's designed to be nearly maintenance free, requiring an oil change every 31,000 miles. When it's time for an engine inspection, the car sends a wireless message to a local service center, which notifies the driver. The vehicle has no hood, only a large front end primarily suited for opening by a mechanic. It also features a race-car-like fueling system with a roller-ball valve opening for the nozzle but no gas cap. etc...

ANY OTHER IDEAS? =)

auto-pilot so both their hands would be free to do their make-up
baby diaper changing station
automatic monthly payments coming out of the MAN's bank account
wardrobe closet in the compartment
a shoe rack that can hold plenty
a chihuahua/poodle dog house
toilet seat cover
talking 'Knight Rider' that will explain her everything
chocolate/donut/Twinkies holder
a seat with built-in vibrator
heat vents that help dry their nails
tampon dispenser
automatic control release to man in passenger seat
the new breast enlarger 5000
objects in mirror are thinner than they appear
an extendible arm to slap the bitch driving
Mop rack
Menses-resistant upholstery
Automatic map folder
built in "seat dildo"
Man to drive


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COMMENTS:
they need a cure for indecisive driving
by Rumpelstilzchen579 on Wed May 05, 04 10:48am [+]






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