WHILE WATCHING LORD OF THE RINGS, WERE YOU THINKING WHAT I WAS THINKING?? WHERE IS JESUS??? AND WHY ISN'T HE HELPING THESE POOR CREATURES???

advice : WHILE WATCHING LORD OF THE RINGS, WERE YOU THINKING WHAT I WAS THINKING?? WHERE IS JESUS??? AND WHY ISN'T HE HELPING THESE POOR CREATURES???

[+] joke ballot by jappy
created Wed Apr 28, 04
Jesus really dropped the ball this time. You would think that with a great evil like Sauramon (sp?) bearing down on all who live in Middle Earth, that the Son of God would help them. Why did he forsake them? WHY I SAY??

Jesus was playing bingo
Jesus was at the beach with santa and the easter bunny
Jesus appeared in someone's watermelon rind
Isn't Gandalf Jesus?
Passed out from drinking too much Jesus Juice.
Jesus plays no part whatsoever in the Trilogy

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COMMENTS:
sorry, While I was watching Lord of the Rings, I was thinking about Aragorn/Strider. He is soooo cute!

by Asanborn on Wed Apr 28, 04 8:29am [+]

I was thinking the same thing about Gandalf

by jappy on Wed Apr 28, 04 8:35am [+]

all i could think about was the overly stated sexual tension between sam and frodo...was a very long film...i came three times...i think i saw jesus at mcdonalds afterwoods : )

by shane on Wed Apr 28, 04 1:42pm [+]

Me too. First I cried, then I got angry. Man, I felt like Jesus had forsaken Middle Earth. Then I realized that Jesus probably wasn't born yet. So I felt much better--until my filling came out while eating corn nuts.

by elvislennon on Wed Apr 28, 04 10:08pm [+]