GIRLFRIEND SAYS YOUR SIZE IS INADEQUATE? WHY NOT SPICE UP HER NIGHT WITH THE 7 LAYER GRILLED STUFFED BURRITO FROM TACO BELL?

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[+] joke ballot by jappy
created Wed Apr 28, 04
This burrito is 10 inches long and 5 inches around. It's guaranteed to satisfy your girlfriend's needs and make up for your dainty nubine!! Why not try it?

Once you've had taco you never go back
I always eat it before I get home
Only if she gives me a tuna taco
i dont want to tear her up
Ay! No es bueno!
Si! Un Burrito, indeedo!

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Shit, Jappy -- now I have that dumb theme music from those Taco Bell commercials stuck in my head, lol.

by Guest_597cc on Wed Apr 28, 04 8:22am [+]

Dammit, Jappy! Now I have that theme music from those Taco Bell commercials stuck in my head, lol.

by Guest_597cc on Wed Apr 28, 04 8:25am [+]

Shit, Jappy -- now you made me post almost the same comment twice because I didn't think it went through the first time.

by Guest_597cc on Wed Apr 28, 04 8:26am [+]

Then pop in the fridge for tommorrows slimy burrito sandwich lunch.

by Trixi on Wed Apr 28, 04 12:15pm [+]

***I think i went too far***

by Trixi on Wed Apr 28, 04 12:17pm [+]

how uncanny, actually she left me for a burrito...but i'm ok now and besides their kids look like burritos.

by shane on Wed Apr 28, 04 1:28pm [+]