WHAT WOULD JESUS SMOKE?

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WHAT WOULD JESUS SMOKE?


[+] ballot by Saturnine
created Fri Oct 10, 03

A phat blunt
Peyote
Salvia
Paint chips.
Your soul.
Crack
Satan dick
He's supply good weed to the poor and downtrodden
Cohibas
camels
jesus turned schwag into kind bud
he prob smoked gods dick
your mom
a pack of Holy Smokes!!!
Fine Turkish Hashish
It's unlikely that He would smoke anything..!!
MARIJUANA!
Wait till you die and find out its YOUR ASS
morphiene and chocolate
Incense. Coiling upward. To The Gods..
This Poll is a true crime against religion
vroodens penix
Nothing. He would drink Jesus Juice
KermiT The Frog
Gefilte Fish, of course..
Datura


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COMMENTS:
You know, it would be pretty funny if Jesus would die from OD
by Archangel on Fri Oct 17, 03 2:52pm [+]

With the long hair, beard, and sandals thing going on--as well as all the peacenik stuff, Jesus was definitely a stoner, I'd say. Blunts all the way.
by richinmn on Sun Jan 25, 04 10:16pm [+]

thou shall not ask what I smoke, you know damn well I smoke the best shit this universe can offer.
by Jesus_christ on Thu Feb 26, 04 5:46am [+]

myrhh, whatever the hell it is.
by ringo_piece on Thu Feb 26, 04 5:47am [+]

I wish i could kick your as*. I hope you are curssed for this.
by BunnyDiva on Sun Oct 10, 04 1:36pm [+]






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