JOHN KERRY AND GEORGE W. BUSH ARE GOING TO HAVE A BIKINI JELLO WRESTLING CONTEST, THE WINNER BECOMES PRESIDENT. WHO IS GOING TO WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE?

prediction : political : JOHN KERRY AND GEORGE W. BUSH ARE GOING TO HAVE A BIKINI JELLO WRESTLING CONTEST, THE WINNER BECOMES PRESIDENT. WHO IS GOING TO WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE?

[+] joke ballot by jappy
created Thu May 20, 04
This should be an amazing battle for overall political supremacy. Who is going to win?

GW Bush
Kerry
the Jello
the bikinis
Dean
i think you must be gay to ask that question

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COMMENTS:
How about a tag-team, tube-top, mud wrestling match between the Bush twins and Kerry's daughters?

Loser's dad had to toss Ralph Nader's salad.

by Stewie on Thu May 20, 04 2:43pm [+]

I like Stewie's idea.

by Guest_597cc on Sun May 23, 04 3:38pm [+]

Kerry will surely win, Bush deserts in the face of physical battles.

by wds219212 on Tue Jun 22, 04 2:18pm [+]

That is the most disturbing visual I have ever had.

by Duckhead on Tue Jun 22, 04 2:21pm [+]

Bush is a pussy, get real.

by wds21921 on Wed Jun 23, 04 2:07am [+]

Bush grabs Kerry's "better hair" and pulls him under.

by emilyknotz on Sat Aug 21, 04 3:36am [+]

But what would happen if both their speedos came off and they just started having passion filled rough sex right then in there in the jello . Who would win then??

by Evil_Tapioca01 on Mon Sep 27, 04 8:46am [+]

kerry is a little bitch

by RawIron on Sun Oct 24, 04 1:16am [+]