JOHN KERRY AND GEORGE W. BUSH ARE GOING TO HAVE A BIKINI JELLO WRESTLING CONTEST, THE WINNER BECOMES PRESIDENT. WHO IS GOING TO WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE?
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COMMENTS:
How about a tag-team, tube-top, mud wrestling match between the Bush twins and Kerry's daughters? Loser's dad had to toss Ralph Nader's salad.
I like Stewie's idea.
Kerry will surely win, Bush deserts in the face of physical battles.
That is the most disturbing visual I have ever had.
Bush is a pussy, get real.
Bush grabs Kerry's "better hair" and pulls him under.
But what would happen if both their speedos came off and they just started having passion filled rough sex right then in there in the jello . Who would win then??
kerry is a little bitch
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