IF LOBSTERS LOOKED LIKE PUPPIES, PEOPLE COULD NEVER DROP THEM IN BOILING WATER WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE.

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IF LOBSTERS LOOKED LIKE PUPPIES, PEOPLE COULD NEVER DROP THEM IN BOILING WATER WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE.


[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Thu May 20, 04

But instead, they look like science fiction monsters, so it's OK.
Restaurants that allow patrons to select live lobsters from a tank should be made to paint cute names on their shells: Which cute name would stop you from boiling a lobster alive and eating it?

Happy
Smiley
Baby Doll
Junior
tickles
I can't afford lobster, they couldn't be any safer
I couldn't care less, I love eating lobster. Pass the sauce.
Tater Salad
Yummy
Jesus Luvs Me


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COMMENTS:
that is funny. I wonder if I would like to boil a lobster that's genetically engineered to have a puppy's face on it.
by LCD on Thu May 20, 04 8:04pm [+]

If puppies tasted anything like lobster, I'd be eating more puppies than I already do.
by um__yeah on Thu May 20, 04 8:08pm [+]

Mmm, a lobster with a puppies face would look even more like an science fiction monster.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri May 21, 04 12:59am [+]

After reading the postings of some folks on this site, I have no doubt that garlic butter sales would not decrease. :-(
by Cathexis on Sun Jul 04, 04 12:36pm [+]






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