IT IS THE 22ND CENTURY AND CRIME IS RIFE. PRISONS CANNOT COPE WITH THE INFLUX OF CRIMINALS AND ARE FULL TO CAPACITY.

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IT IS THE 22ND CENTURY AND CRIME IS RIFE. PRISONS CANNOT COPE WITH THE INFLUX OF CRIMINALS AND ARE FULL TO CAPACITY.


[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Sun May 23, 04

A new law is passed, Imprisonment only for Murder.All other crimes are punishable by surgical disfigurement.
which crime would you least likely commit because of the severity of the punishment?

Hate crimes.....rudolf's bulbous red nose attached in place of your own
Auto theft.....2 gray pointy bugs bunny ears stiched to the side of the head
Robbery.....two large 18'' red "Dubya in 04" foam hands grafted in place of your own h
Assault....A large, black, shiny plastic Elvis quiff surgically attached to the forehead
Drug Trafficking.....the bill of a Duckbill Platypus grafted to the lower face
3 strikes....a duck billed Elvis Bunny makeover
Child Molesting: penis cut off and put on forehead


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COMMENTS:
So ... we're assuming either that there will be no female child molesters, that females have carte blanche to molest children, or that they will have a donated organ grafted to their forehead?
by Cathexis on Thu Jul 01, 04 12:09pm [+]

LOL.
by Muldrake on Thu Sep 16, 04 9:17am [+]

LOL at the poll, I mean.
by Muldrake on Thu Sep 16, 04 9:18am [+]

Pointed bunny ears sound cool. Will they improve my hearing?
by zorra on Sat Dec 04, 04 3:17am [+]






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