IF YOU WERE KIDNAPPED AND HELD TO RANSOM. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BE WORTH?
Nothing, my family has no money and I have already told my girl that if I ever get kidnapped to not pay the cocksuckers and to feed my cat if they kill me.
The kidnappers might have to sell you 2 guys into slavery just to get something for their troubles.
That could be bad, for they might sell both of you to an foreign gay brothel.