culture : PROOF THAT SANTA DOESN'T EXIST [+] ballot by InternalColonel created Mon Jun 07, 04 Assume that each child's present is a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons. Adding Santa and the weight of the sleigh brings this to a total of about 353,000 tons. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now. Are you convinced? Yes No I'm really upset, I'm a six year old child for Gods sake yeh but santas magic and cant die Yes, really scary no, you were off, its 14.6 quintillion joules Santa is omnipotent and eternal Register to submit choices Ballot #36218 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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