FIRST DATE WARNING SIGNS THAT THERE WON'T BE A SECOND DATE

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FIRST DATE WARNING SIGNS THAT THERE WON'T BE A SECOND DATE


[+] joke ballot by Tadema
created Tue Jun 08, 04

I think first dates are HORRIBLE. You have to go through so many issue ridden people to find someone who isn't a complete freak. What are some warning signs when you're on that first date, that there won't be a second!

Talks badly about his ex all night
Nasty to the waiter
chucks trash on the ground!
picks his teeth with his finger at the table
Gets his tallywhacker out under the table
asks to borrow $$
Gets a restraining order
her cunt smells of rotten mackerel
asks her "Is your sister hot too?"
Wants you to pay all date expenses
Keeps forgetting your name
Keeps shaking his head and says "Why me?"
Offers to kill whoever set up the date
She wants you to take her shopping.
Fails to show up for the first date
He constantly checks out other women
s/he opens his/her mouth
Your name is CoughGnome
Uses her iPhone to get on a dating site during the date


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by xxxxxxxx on Tue Jun 08, 04 2:43pm [+]

Yep, pulling the talliwacker out or asking for money would both pretty much make it our last date...unless I told I'd give him a twenty to pull it out..that's a different story!
by Tadema on Tue Jun 08, 04 2:59pm [+]

you could save $ by just asking
by ABC on Tue Jun 08, 04 3:06pm [+]

I think farting then giving it a mark out of ten.
by manc_lad on Tue Jun 08, 04 3:22pm [+]

Sure, I'd love to sit here all night and hear about all of your ex boyfriends and how close you are with the gay guy next door.

Waiter, check please?
by Stewie on Fri Jun 11, 04 12:32pm [+]

"Yes, I'm enjoying having a conversation with someone who is having that same conversation with my boobs!!! He's telling me how his exwife and FOUR kids are better off without him so he just left and doesn't have contact. Oh yeah, time to go to the bathroom and have your girlfriend call you and fake an emergency!
by Tadema on Sat Jun 12, 04 8:49pm [+]

He's Jewish and cant come out on Friday night. Saturday night is fine but you must pick him up bacuse he cant drive until their sabbath is over. He then emphasises how inexperienced he is with sex and asks you to help him out. Then you run like flash gordon and hope he looses your number.
by Beeji on Tue Jun 22, 04 6:45am [+]

Oh! My! Word!
by Beeji on Tue Jun 22, 04 6:46am [+]






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