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Yep, pulling the talliwacker out or asking for money would both pretty much make it our last date...unless I told I'd give him a twenty to pull it out..that's a different story!
you could save $ by just asking
by ABC on Tue Jun 08, 04 3:06pm
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I think farting then giving it a mark out of ten.
Sure, I'd love to sit here all night and hear about all of your ex boyfriends and how close you are with the gay guy next door. Waiter, check please?
"Yes, I'm enjoying having a conversation with someone who is having that same conversation with my boobs!!! He's telling me how his exwife and FOUR kids are better off without him so he just left and doesn't have contact. Oh yeah, time to go to the bathroom and have your girlfriend call you and fake an emergency!
He's Jewish and cant come out on Friday night. Saturday night is fine but you must pick him up bacuse he cant drive until their sabbath is over. He then emphasises how inexperienced he is with sex and asks you to help him out. Then you run like flash gordon and hope he looses your number.
Oh! My! Word!
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