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I want to be King of Turd Mountain.
Trailer Park Aristocracy. I would imagine its more satisfying knowing your at the top in your pond. In you own little/backward world, you would be king of the castle.
Queen of the double wide.
I would have a fleet of the finest vehicles with no wheels in my yard. Y'all can come over any time you like for some Pabst Blue Ribbon and microwaved macaroni and cheese. Hell, I even got a color TV.
Can we come comfy or do I have to wear my fancy tshirt and flip flops?
Clothing optional, Tadema :-}
by mojo on Wed Jun 16, 04 9:58pm
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Tube tops and Daisy Dukes are manditory.
Should we get tattooed?
by mojo on Thu Jun 17, 04 8:37am
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Now where did I put my Jerry Springer tank top I got for being on the show??? And after a few of those PBRs, it'll be comin' off anyway!
Do I get to wear a crown made of an old pontiac hubcap?
Sure, CouchGnome, if you want to put on your fancy duds!
by mojo on Fri Jun 18, 04 2:36pm
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I would like to have a trailer on my own land.and a couple of horses.
Trailer-park aristocracy?! What do you wear -- a crown from Burger King?
will the trailor-park aristocracy get bigger trailors?
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