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SMEEGOL HERE! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY LITTLE BESTANDWORST RAP?

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SMEEGOL HERE! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY LITTLE BESTANDWORST RAP?


[+] joke ballot by smeegol
created Fri Jun 18, 04

(to the theme tune of "my band" by D12)

Smeegol:-
Dammit, i'm sick of B&W and its little guestbook, time for me to go solo and make some loot, LCD laughed at me because my first ballot was crap, he made gnomehunter1 slip me some crack!
Greatest Singing Voice Ballot - I never made that!
Greatest Human Ballot - I never made that!
All of my ballots they make other users doze, there always about hitting michael jackson on the nose,
f*ck the media, i got some suggestions, f*ck LCD, ask Smeegol some questions, like, whats your favourite ballot smeegol? when did you get started? (but what about LCD?) B*tch are you R*tarted?
anyway, i'm the heart and soul of best and worst, Tadema & Qui_Qui told me i was cute, LCD told me to make nice ballots to get my karma up, i made two and a half and then i gave up,
f*ck bestandworst, i'm out of this site, i'll start my own site, but i know it'll be sh*te!

LCD:-
These chicks dont even know the name of my website, but there all over me like they wanna wrestle or fight, but once i blow i know that i'll be an all powerful knight, all because i'm the owner of my website!

Wicked
HaHa cant stop laughing
genius
its ok
it sucks
thats copyright! you stole that from D12! Eminem will have your head on a stick Smeeg!
Funny, but we'll see how LCD responds


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COMMENTS:
pretty retarded (I don't get rap) but he put it in the private area. Thumbs up.
by LCD on Fri Jun 18, 04 4:11pm [+]

heard that song, hate it. But I love how you transformed the words! 10/10, *****, A+, two thumbs up, and more!
by Asanborn on Fri Jun 18, 04 4:27pm [+]

good! so my karma wont go down for this LCD? its all in good fun!
by Smeegol on Fri Jun 18, 04 4:56pm [+]

I'm innocent. I didn't do anything.
by Gnomehunter1 on Sat Jun 19, 04 8:15am [+]

well, I guess that LCD is the only one who kind of likes it! You should win a grammy Smeegol!
by Asanborn on Sat Jun 19, 04 2:54pm [+]

lol! thanks asanborn!

...and the nominees for best single are justin timberlake, beyonce, britney spears & smeegol...

and the winner is...
smeegol for the bestandworst Rap!

oh woh, i dont know what to say, i really never would have expected this. i would like to thank asanborn, gnomehunter1, tadema, qui_qui, LCD, michael jackson, steven spielberg, jim carrey, kermit the frog, austin powers, matt damon, oprah winfrey, dolly parton, freddie krueger, daffy duck & the man who does the voice of fat tony in the simpsons, oh and of course my two dogs who without them none of this could have been possible. thankyou and god bless you all! THANKYOU!
by Smeegol on Sun Jun 20, 04 7:39am [+]

and the winner for supporting Smeegol is: Asanborn!
(walks up into stage)
Thanks very much! I would like to say that I can't accept this award alone. I would like to give thanks to D-12 for singing this song, making Smeegol work hard hours to make his own version of the song. I would also like to thank my parents, Hugh Jackman, Viggo Mortensen, and all of you people. I would like to give a double thanks to Smeegol, Gnomehunter1(I don't know that guy, but who cares!) Me_Myself_I, LCD, doctor_fonzarelly, and to everybody on this site! Thank you!
by Asanborn on Sun Jun 20, 04 9:47pm [+]

LOL, I didn't know rap songs had a 'tune'.

Smeegol the man, ya'll.
Like no other.
Bangin' chicks in low cut jeans with no rubber.
Makin' da polls on da BestAndWorst.
Ain't seen whitey rap like that since Fred Durst.
Takin' bitches to da club.
Rollin' on dubs.
You know they all want him, but some times you gotta snub.
Head on down the pub. Get some tang for yo chub. Pay her $20 and she'll give you a rub.
Dude say he a 'G'. I think he on da level.
Preachin' 'bout extermination of da blue-
eyed devil.

Break it down.
Word to your mutha.
A licky boom boom down.
by MichaelJackson on Wed Jun 23, 04 2:02pm [+]

Cha'mone motherf**ker! Owwwwwww!
by MichaelJackson on Wed Jun 23, 04 2:03pm [+]

that was good MJ.. :-O
by Dani_Dumgirl on Thu Jul 08, 04 4:53pm [+]

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