YOU'RE BLISSFULLY DRIVING ALONG THE HIGHWAY, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE EASTER BUNNY COMES HOPPING ACROSS THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.
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COMMENTS:
Sell his carcass on E-bay.
First, go home and slap my mother for telling me he wasn't real. Then I'd scrape the Bunny bits off my windsheild.
Steal the candy and take the body to sell on ebay. I'd sell the car on there too... It's gonna be worth a bomb if it killed the easter bunny.
THE CANDYYYYYYY IS MINEEEEEEEEE@@
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