political : HOW TO BE A GOOD REPUBLICAN? [+] joke ballot by Barbara_Baby_Cakes created Sun Jun 20, 04 Yes/No, can you add to this list of how to be a good Republican? You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time. You have to believe everything Rush Limbaugh says. You have to believe God hates homosexuality, but loves the death penalty. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha. You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins. You have to believe speaking a few Spanish phrases makes you instantly popular in the barrio. Jesus shares your hatred for AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton. Growing up black in America doesn't diminish your opportunities. You have to believe that AIDS victims deserve their disease because they are sinners. You think that war is alright but being gay isn't. To be a good Republican is to DIE! Vote DEMOCRAT despite being Republikkkan You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches." You think all artists are gay You've urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps when they don't even have shoes Ballot #38448 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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