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[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Mon Jun 21, 04

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Hey, get off that Harley, fatass!
Geronimooooooooooo!
Mister, this candy tastes funny.
I wonder where the mother bear is?
Do you smell gas?
I'm the manager of this post office and when I say you're fired, you're fired!
I'll just step back so you can get more of the canyon in the picture.
Okay, OJ, I'll come outside, but just for a minute.
That black trenchcoat is like totally dorky, dude.
Honestly, honey? Yes, those pants do make you look fat.
So, you're a cannibal?
I'm making a citizen's arrest
Nice doggie
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
What duck?
Watch this
Who farted?
What does this button do?
We don't have any WMDs
You talk like a sissy, Mike Tyson!
Hulk, your wife really rings my chimes!!!
I don't see any 600 pound gorilla!
But your friends told me to call you Betty, Bubba!
Keiko: Hey a boat! it says there "Sashimi boat"
The Ravens linebackers are all sissies, Ray!
Here's a Hawaiian Punch for you, Jackie Chan!
She never said it's a wedding ring, sir!
Watch Bush's eyes when I point this toy gun at him
I can lick any lady in the house, Rosie O'Donnell!
If you ruin my brakes again, I'll get you fired!
I can see the snake, but where is the baby rattle?
Crips! I ain't scared of a gang of invalids!
Yo Mama!
Thanks for the ride. My turn-off was back there.
These mushrooms are delicious, aren't they?
Hey, hey, hey, leave her alone. Is that you, OJ?
sure, i'll have some koolaid mr jones
"I respectfully disagree, Mr. Hussein."
Parachutes are for pussies
"Crikey...wot a beautiful specimen..."
Who says you can't piss on the middle rail?
Is that a real bomb, Abdul?
Can't work OT Mr. Hitler, got my kid's bar mitzvah
You're damn wrong, Sadam Husyanalalala Tikrit
Sharks are actually gentle, affectionate creatures
You're a faggot, Mr. Capone
I'm here in Iraq working as a contractor
That's a big knife you have there, Ahmed
Here, hold my beer. Check this out.
I believe I can fly.
Can I keep the shoes, Mr. Applewhite?
I sure am glad that plane struck the other tower
Would I do this if the gun was loaded?
What the f***...
I'll give you double
We don't need to use a condom, Magic.
Will you help me work on the new album, Courtney?
What's the prognosis Dr. Dre?
ahhh arrkk urrrggk coff cofff urhhkk
"Of COURSE I can fix it..."
oops
I always take this bend at 60
"Look ma, no hands!"
Thanks, it's been fun motherf**kers! - Stewie
I wonder what will happen if i push this button!
"Im in a hospital, what could possible go wrong"
"Just do it" - Gary Gilmore, before being exicuted
Nice to meet you, Mr Dahmer
Of course, Mr. Dillinger
I'm a pro-choice, lesbian, Eric Rudolph
OMG I can't believe this one is not here yet...
Oh sh*t!


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COMMENTS:
Fab ballot mojo, i added 5 of 'em on there for you.

Im jealous i didnt think of this ballot 1st!
by Tic_Tac on Mon Jun 21, 04 8:56am [+]

High voltage my ass.
by Gnomehunter1 on Mon Jun 21, 04 1:57pm [+]

Now, which one had the cyanide in it?
by Gnomehunter1 on Mon Jun 21, 04 1:59pm [+]

It's okay, this railway line is disused.
by Gnomehunter1 on Mon Jun 21, 04 2:01pm [+]

I am INVINCIBLE!
by Gnomehunter1 on Mon Jun 21, 04 2:59pm [+]

Crikey, he's a nasty little fella ain't he?
by Gnomehunter1 on Mon Jun 21, 04 3:32pm [+]

let's drink our koolaid together, mr jones
by dccruzer5 on Tue Jun 22, 04 12:13pm [+]

You sumo wrestlers should go on a diet!
by Gnomehunter1 on Tue Jun 22, 04 12:44pm [+]

"Yeah, i'm Jimmy Hoffa. Why do you want to know?"
by doen5167 on Tue Jun 22, 04 2:29pm [+]

"A low cost palstic surgeon, there can't be a catch."
by doen5167 on Tue Jun 22, 04 2:30pm [+]

"Oprah no more ho-ho's"
by doen5167 on Tue Jun 22, 04 2:31pm [+]

"How you doing Lizzie? What our you doing with that Hatchet?"
by doen5167 on Tue Jun 22, 04 2:32pm [+]

The wood chiber has stopped, don't worry i'll get the stuck piece out!
by doen5167 on Tue Jun 22, 04 2:34pm [+]

And they say that smoking kills.
by Gnomehunter1 on Wed Jun 23, 04 4:27pm [+]

Do not feed the animals? Why not?
by Gnomehunter1 on Wed Jun 23, 04 4:28pm [+]

I think that Guest_597cc has a secret love for Bush.
by Gnomehunter1 on Wed Jun 23, 04 4:29pm [+]

I could beat Mick Foley in a Street Fight easily.
by Gnomehunter1 on Wed Jun 23, 04 4:30pm [+]

Russian roulette? I surely can't lose.
by Gnomehunter1 on Wed Jun 23, 04 4:30pm [+]

The infamous "I'll give you double" just before you get shot by a hitman.
by BigDaddy6911111 on Sun Jul 25, 04 12:15am [+]

I actually drive better when I'm drunk.
by Heretic on Tue Jul 27, 04 8:36pm [+]

No need to worry
by Heretic on Wed Jul 28, 04 7:10pm [+]

"You're the Godfather"?

Fuck that man, that line only works on chicks, you want me to suck your cock? Is that what you're saying? you FAT GAY BASTARD, and whats up with the accent? your're talking like your just about to pop an enima YOU SICK CUNT...
by ____Merovingian____ on Fri Aug 27, 04 3:56am [+]

"My dad died f-cking.. he CAME and WENT at the same time!"
- Richard Pryor
by SFLibra on Fri Jan 07, 05 9:06pm [+]

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