SURVIVAL BALLOT!!! YOU ARE A DONUT, UH OH, MICHAEL MOORE JUST SPOTTED YOU. HOW WILL YOU EVER SURVIVE??

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SURVIVAL BALLOT!!! YOU ARE A DONUT, UH OH, MICHAEL MOORE JUST SPOTTED YOU. HOW WILL YOU EVER SURVIVE??


[+] joke ballot by jappy
created Fri Jun 25, 04

Just how are you going to survive this death defying encounter?

run, michael moore is too fat and slow to catch you
start talking to him about how bad bush is, he will talk back
Hope he inhales me whole and shits me out.
Turn into a Bush!
Poison myself...at least I'll take him out too...
"I'm low-fat."
Throw sprinkles on floor, roll away as he dives
call Rush Limbaugh and slip out while they fight
Roll away
transform into an endangered species


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COMMENTS:
Tell him you're Tim Robbins method acting your next role in "Krispy Kreme: the Movie" and ask him when he'd like to put on another anti-Dubya fundraiser. Mikey'll talk for hours afterwards, and you can roll away & escape when he excuses himself to go out to pick up ten or twenty pounds of barbecue ribs for dinner.
by Felix on Fri Jun 25, 04 10:16pm [+]

hahahahaaaaaa great ballot.
i'd point and say: "look! a pro-establishment, sensible, non-anarchist conservative!!" and then run away while he looks for the person against whose head he can grind his pathetic axe...
by British_Bloke_Mk_II on Sat Jun 26, 04 10:48am [+]

lol funny shit
by Doctordraw on Sat Jun 26, 04 11:30am [+]

tru dat
by Dani_dysfunk on Fri Sep 24, 04 6:46pm [+]

Yes, he's fat, we get it. What's next, cops eating donut jokes?
by Mantits on Sat Oct 09, 04 11:47am [+]






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