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THINGS A FATHER SHOULD TELL HIS SON

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THINGS A FATHER SHOULD TELL HIS SON


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created Wed Jun 30, 04

dont pee upwind
don't spit into the wind
Some girls are just plain whores
That girl you like is another father's daughter.
wash your hands
Use a Jimmy and just tell me the troof!
Don't play in yellow snow
That he loves him
Never pay more than $40 for a lap dance
Do not mix vodka and tequilla
Girls with pierced tongues will easliy blow you
Jerk off before sex, you'll last longer
I'm not paying your mama a cent until the DNA test
Never give up!
Size REALLY does matter!


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COMMENTS:
One thing I've taught little blanket to do is to always check da cone.
by MichaelJackson on Wed Jun 30, 04 3:55pm [+]

I've gone through a hell of a lot of sh*t in this life and, as you're genetically half-identical to me, you'll probably go through it too. Here's how I could have coped better......
by keithsheen on Wed Jun 30, 04 5:20pm [+]

i would love to hear that!
by Doggles on Wed Jun 30, 04 7:39pm [+]

If you've got an itch, scratch it! >:-)
by nuckinfutz on Wed Jun 30, 04 9:02pm [+]

On a serious note: Never give up on your dreams (or anything else for that matter)!

On a slightly less serious note: Size does matter!
by Dad2DaBone on Fri Feb 04, 05 11:37am [+]

SIZE really does matter!
by Dad2DaBone on Fri Feb 04, 05 11:42am [+]

I'd love to test out that pierced tongue thing...
by MadhouseResident on Mon Apr 11, 05 3:21pm [+]






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