IDLE HANDS SPEND TIME AT THE GENITALS. HOW DOES GOD FEEL ABOUT THIS?

prediction : religion : IDLE HANDS SPEND TIME AT THE GENITALS. HOW DOES GOD FEEL ABOUT THIS?

[+] ballot by jappy
created Fri Jul 09, 04
How does God feel about your idle hands doing manual manipulations of your meaty proportions? HOW, HUH??? Yah, you should think before you choke that chicken to death.

God is sad about it
God is angry, notice your stiffy shrinking?
God doesn't care
The question is meaningless; God doesn't exist
It's mine and GOD gave it to me
WHO perfectly placed my hand to reach that spot??
God loves the cock - if he's real, he'll be proud

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COMMENTS:
i like keeping my prostate small

by FreeRadical on Fri Jul 09, 04 12:13am [+]

If there was a god, he would mind his own business!

by Bibendum on Fri Jul 09, 04 1:59am [+]

If god is watching my genitals - what the hell is wrong with him?!

by Applerod on Fri Jul 09, 04 4:42am [+]

Good question.

by mojo on Fri Jul 09, 04 8:09am [+]

wait, you mean God watches me when i'm taking a shower? and we've spent the last several months complaining about sexually deviant priests?

by h3jm4k on Mon Jul 26, 04 12:40am [+]

"everytime you masterbate, god kills another kitten. That's why he made so many N. Koreans."

WHAT?!? This is fuckin' hilarious, but I'm not sure why.

by Counciltucky on Sat Jan 15, 05 2:24am [+]

if god doesn't want me to play with myself, then he better give me more wet dreams. (which I haven't had for quite some time...dang!)

by spanky on Tue Feb 15, 05 4:07pm [+]