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i like keeping my prostate small
If there was a god, he would mind his own business!
If god is watching my genitals - what the hell is wrong with him?!
Good question.
by mojo on Fri Jul 09, 04 11:09am
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wait, you mean God watches me when i'm taking a shower? and we've spent the last several months complaining about sexually deviant priests?
"everytime you masterbate, god kills another kitten. That's why he made so many N. Koreans." WHAT?!? This is fuckin' hilarious, but I'm not sure why.
if god doesn't want me to play with myself, then he better give me more wet dreams. (which I haven't had for quite some time...dang!)
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