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MODERN DAY BOY SCOUT BADGES


[+] joke ballot by Tadema
created Tue Jul 13, 04

If Boyscouts were developed today, what would be some skills they would need to learn in order to receive different badges?

Always be prepared with a condom badge
Sucking up to Big Buisiness Badge
Is it a real whore or undercover cop badge
avoiding the molesting troop leader badge
Water bong badge
Collecting from a ho turning tricks badge
remaining in the closet badge
Understanding Ebonics Badge
Successfully had sex badge
How to avoid a carjacking badge
Staying at neverland badge
Got an STD from a Girl Scout badge
Text messaging badge
Pedophilia


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COMMENTS:
using the internet without accidently finding porn badge
by ABC on Tue Jul 13, 04 11:47am [+]

is that possible?
by Qui_Qui on Tue Jul 13, 04 12:03pm [+]

Hmmmm... traditional skills like whittling wood and tying knots aren't so highly prized these days. Instead of morse code, it'd be knowing all the latest text messaging shorthand. Instead of pitching a tent, it would be booking into a motel. Instead of martial arts, it would be knowing how to report an OVER-FRIENDLY scout master....
by keithsheen on Fri Jul 16, 04 7:07pm [+]

Most Boy Scouts take it up the butt from their troop leaders periodically.
by cranky on Wed Oct 20, 04 5:23pm [+]

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