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Make him take your car to the carwash.
Leave the top down.
(In extreme cases, it's worth renting a convertible.)
I tried to get used to it but you can only handle so much.
I don't know....try pointing a finger at him and wafting your hand in disgust....works for my mother.
Your mother points at you like that? Parents...
No, he points at his mother like that :-)
We don't see each other very often....hmm...snif snif...
just tell that fucking kraut to take a bath.
I like the air freshener idea. Or you might want to burn incense. Bring your own sticks and holder. Weird - I know a German guy like that. He STINKS of B.O. It makes my eyes water. What is it with some people? Do they think their B.O. is a beautiful fragrance?
by mojo on Fri Jul 16, 04 8:50am
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ask him how he came to loose his sense of smell an if he cld help u loose yrs or u cld jus throw up whenever u sniff him
Dingle,What do you expect?He is a German for crying out loud...
Take two of those incense sticks and stick them in his ears and light 'em up...
You guys have got it all wrong. This is what you should do Dingleberry, bathe him in colone or perfume then that problem should be solved.
Throw a bucket of shit on him and tell him it will make him smell better.
Sorry to say but good ol' Buttplug gave me the best idea so far. My girlfriend is German; she doesn't stink.
No, he points at his mother like that :-)
by mysticalknight
It's called sarcasm but good lookin out.
intervention is the only way to go, gather ten people that agree with you and gang up on the guy...
here's the plan: go up to him and bring ur deodrant spray and say "phew, what smells of shit around here?" and just spray all over the place... aiming at the german guy. He probably won't understand you, but he'll smell nice all the same.
Send him a greeting card with some roses on the cover and inside the card write: You fucking stink you fucking Kraut.
Dude, what's the score here, are you sensitive nostrils offended by someone else's Body Odor? Well, if that's the case, and your goal is to make him smell better instead of just bitching about it, then politely pull him aside one day, and, however delicately you want to get to it, inform him that his odor is unpleasant, and MOST IMPORTANT - that you are not the only one who feels this way.
I have no sense of smell -- however, at college there was a guy who apparently always had really really bad BO. I heard that a really funny instructor once gave him a bar of soap. Hint, hint.
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