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"WE MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT ALL HUMAN BEINGS BEGIN LIFE AS A FECES." - GEORGE W. BUSH. WOULD YOU AGREE?

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"WE MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT ALL HUMAN BEINGS BEGIN LIFE AS A FECES." - GEORGE W. BUSH. WOULD YOU AGREE?


[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Fri Jul 16, 04

George W. Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always  remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of  God, who has endowed that  feces with all of the
rights and God-given blessings of any  other human being." 

Well, would you agree with our president?

Yes, and all feces are precious.
No, some feces just aren't viable.
No, silly, he meant FETUS!
Bush is a piece of feces alright
Speak for yourself, Dubya.


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COMMENTS:
ugh - sorry about those weird characters. It was in Microsoft Word...I should've just retyped it.
by mojo on Fri Jul 16, 04 1:02pm [+]

It takes one to know one.
by RobinGaylord on Fri Jul 16, 04 2:12pm [+]

Maybe HE bagan life as a piece of shit but as for the rest of us, we'll speak for ourselves, thank you.
by Cherri on Fri Jul 16, 04 3:08pm [+]

sorry, began*
by Cherri on Fri Jul 16, 04 3:09pm [+]

Let's be honest, some people are feces, and always have been, so he's partially right.
by figgytree on Fri Jul 16, 04 4:28pm [+]

that's a valid point, figgytree
by mojo on Sat Jul 17, 04 4:36pm [+]

I WONDER if that was merely a lack of command of the English language or a Freudian slip...
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Sep 06, 04 11:23am [+]

Yeah right Dubya.Then stop sending other peoples' boys to Iraq.
by believe_or_not on Mon Sep 13, 04 7:04am [+]

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