WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE GEORGE BUSH'S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD?

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE GEORGE BUSH'S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD?


[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Sat Jul 24, 04

Would you tell the news of the world or run away and hide?

Throw yourself off a cliff
Call Daddy at the White House to claim back child support
Go and drown your sorrows with Jenna and Babs
Hit him with a multi-million $$$ paternity suit
Never show your ugly mug in public again
Wear a T shirt printed with "It's not me it's my genes"
Wear a T shirt printed with "My Daddy is an Evil Dewar"
Wear a T shirt printed with "Proud to be a Bush"
Join Daddy's campaign
Vote for Kerry
cry
blackmail
Have myself fixed


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COMMENTS:
I'd be very worried about the negative publicity and the possibility of being kidnapped but I'd be very keen to get as much cash out of the bastard as possible. I'd also have some things to say to my mother.
by Heretic on Mon Jul 26, 04 5:30pm [+]

I'd also have some things to say to my mother. - Heretic

Hehe, I can only imagine. The air would be blue I'm sure.
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Jul 27, 04 3:14am [+]

This evil in my loins shall not ascend to the next generation...
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Dec 09, 04 6:28pm [+]

Maybe I would say "It's okay that my daddy George W. impregnated someone and then abandoned his own child, because he's a Republican, and that's what matters! Not whether he practices what he preaches! He has family values and he can still condemn others with the best of them. Heck, dad's buddy Rush is a drug abuser, but it's okay because he's against allowing poor drug abusers to vote!"
by AMSearch on Sat May 14, 05 5:51pm [+]






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