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WHAT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST WAY TO KILL SOMEONE?

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WHAT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST WAY TO KILL SOMEONE?


[+] ballot by nuckinfutz
ACTIVE Sun Jul 25, 04 - Tue Dec 16, 08

fork or knife in the ass
drown them in a pool of jell-O.
smother them with a cream pie
through an angry cat on them
trip them so they fall and break their neck
smothered by a fat person sitting on them
strangled in pubic hairs
forced to listen to John Mayer
Fart on their face and then they drop dead
Beat them with a midget clown
Tickle 'em to death
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COMMENTS:
Dress them up in a Klan outfit and drop them off in inner city Detroit. That would be hilarious.
by Felix on Sun Jul 25, 04 3:15am [+]

The old knife in the ass trick. 7 of 10 die from shock.
by BigDaddy6911111 on Sun Jul 25, 04 5:06am [+]

It can also work with a fork.
by BigDaddy6911111 on Sun Jul 25, 04 5:07am [+]

beat someone to death with a midget,and leave them both on the sidewalk.What are they going to do.call it a pedestrian accident
by Quinn_the_Eskimo on Sun Jul 25, 04 2:03pm [+]

nothing beats a well placed banana peel in a concrete stairwell. and the beauty of it is if they slip and fall and DON'T die, you can beat them with a baseball bat.
by um__yeah on Sun Jul 25, 04 2:40pm [+]

Drown them in a pool of jell-O. Watch them try to eat their way out. Be sure to wear clown make-up and whitey tighties. Keep calling them "Granny"...?
by magdalenasdollar on Sun Jul 25, 04 3:22pm [+]

Damn! I always confuse that! Tighty whitey's... whatever!!!
by magdalenasdollar on Sun Jul 25, 04 3:23pm [+]

I prefer clean death,I don't wanna see loads of shit or blood.Clean and painful death
by believe_or_not on Mon Jul 26, 04 12:13am [+]

I thought I made this ballot registered users only and not guest moron users.
by nuckinfutz on Wed Jul 28, 04 4:37pm [+]

Getting sat on by a fat person would suck.
by BillCosby on Thu Sep 02, 04 11:56am [+]

Rose O'Donnell fall on them and crush their skull.
by Grapost on Sun Jun 18, 06 8:31pm [+]

put a quail costume on 'em and sik dick cheney on 'em.
by Guest User from [207.200.116.10] on Sat Sep 30, 06 4:18am [+]

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