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When I make a gun symbol with my hand, I could actually shoot bullets out of it.
Multiple orgasms...that has to be from a man! We women already have that gift. ;)
I know, its not fair, probably better for society though.
by ABC on Wed Jul 28, 04 5:48pm
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There's definitely be a bigger over-population problem, that's for sure. And all the little multi-orgasmic males would grow up and arrrrgh, help, we'd be living in shoeboxes.
I have to agree that the ability to sing well would be what I would want. Your idea is good, too, Cletu - my commute every morning would be a lot less stressful...
I would become a wizard with magical powers and a HUUUUUUUGGGEEE cock!
I would become a wizard with magical powers and a HUUUUUUUGGGEEE cock!
Ooooooo, lucky you! Send us a picture when it happens. ;)
PHEW! Just looked at your user profile and confirmed you are a lady zig, thought id entered the blue oyster "gentlemans" bar for a moment!
And it happened today so im on my way to your house to show you now, gimme 5 mins ok?
And it happened today so im on my way to your house to show you now, gimme 5 mins ok?
So you'd fly all the way to Sicily just to show me, huh? I'm truly impressed by that.
Remember i said "huuuuggggeeee" ? I dont even HAVE to come to Sicily. IM standing outside my door in London and the TIP of its poking through your letterbox now! See it yet? .... ahhh
PEEK-A-BOO!
PEEK-A-BOO!
Damn, so that's what it was?? Sorry, I don't have a letterbox, but there was a very strange thing lying in my driveway this morning. It looked like a dead snake, but was actually a piece of dead wood(y?)
The nerve signals havent reached me yet, but id imagine it bumped its "head" trying to get through a non-existent letterbox. I KNEW i should have worn a "helmet" like my brother always told me to!
heh :)
Anyway hes had a long journey, never heard of jet lag?
Anyway hes had a long journey, never heard of jet lag?
Just reel him in then and give him some ointment. :)
Can you do it please?
Can you do it please?
That's a bit of a stretch from Sicily. I only have an armspan of 5'4" and a half.
but hes just outside your door :( and your neighbour thought he was a snake and beat him with a stick, he needs some TLC ;)
but hes just outside your door :( and your neighbour thought he was a snake and beat him with a stick, he needs some TLC ;)
Oh no, that part's definitely dead, I checked before I threw it in the trash. Looks like you have a headless anaconda now...
AGGRRHHHHHHHHHH! God that smarts! Ointment QUICK ZIG!! ;(
Don't worry, some reptiles can regrow. Oh sorry, no, that would be their tails and not their heads. Pile on the ointment then, Doc. :oD
bi g cock i only have a small one
I wish I could convince people to think the way I do!!
yes,the gift of not having to get loaded anymore!!
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