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WHAT'S THE BEST THING TO SAY TO SOMEONE WHOSE BABY IS REALLY UGLY BUT ASKS YOU, "ISN'T IT CUTE?"

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WHAT'S THE BEST THING TO SAY TO SOMEONE WHOSE BABY IS REALLY UGLY BUT ASKS YOU, "ISN'T IT CUTE?"


[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Sat Jul 31, 04

You know how it is -- someone you know has a baby and they show the picture to you so that they can hear you compliment them on how cute their kid is. However, you see the picture and you want to vomit -- people aren't supposed to look like that, babies or now.

"Yes it is -- what breed is it?"
"It'd be cuter if you didn't beat it ... oh you don't?"
"It'll be cuter after the SIDS."
"Aww, look at its ittew wittew toes"
Yes it is cute, acutely ugly.
"Some of those circus sideshows make good money."
all babys are beautiful
I can't *tell* you how cute it is! Really.
Er ... can I think about my answer a bit?
Before I answer, put *down* the knife!
My, look at the time ... !
No, it's not.
it's so... *precious"... :)
Isn't it breathtaking!
I bet he's gonna have a great personality...


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COMMENTS:
I have a stock answer for all new parents who say like doesn't he look just like ______ or isn't she just a little angel from heaven..."all babies just look like babies to me".
by weebles48 on Fri Jul 15, 05 7:47am [+]

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