I'M TEACHING MYSELF EBONICS!

advice : culture : I'M TEACHING MYSELF EBONICS!

[+] joke ballot by um__yeah
created Mon Aug 02, 04
I just found this great instructional program called "Hooked on Ebonics and Shit" and it's just great IMO. The only thing is I don't know where to use it.
I paid $700 for this thing and I feel that it has limited usefulness. Could you maybe tell me where Ebonics really comes in handy?

buying stuff
dispute resolution
staying out of trouble in the 'hood
United Nations translating
You doin to much
Iz you be dat
If you be wantin to learn just watch Cops on T.V.
Court

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COMMENTS:
I think in Ebonica, the northern border of your homeland, Moronica.

by magdalenasdollar on Mon Aug 02, 04 12:31pm [+]

smoove!

by mojo on Mon Aug 02, 04 12:35pm [+]

Do they smoke marijuanica in Moronica?

by Qui_Qui on Mon Aug 02, 04 12:39pm [+]

Apparently by the 'ton'ica.

by magdalenasdollar on Mon Aug 02, 04 12:42pm [+]

How ironica....*plays his harmonica*.

oh, and Happy Hannukah.

by um__yeah on Mon Aug 02, 04 1:12pm [+]

um__yeah no funnica?

by magdalenasdollar on Mon Aug 02, 04 2:02pm [+]

); i'm sorry.
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by magdalenasdollar on Mon Aug 02, 04 2:07pm [+]

Mag, you shouldn't be sorry. It was a tcky question to begin with.

by CookieGirl on Mon Aug 02, 04 2:29pm [+]

Shut up, cunt.

by DirtDog on Mon Aug 02, 04 2:57pm [+]

Bein bi-linguals be the keys to success in America todays. You could ax anybody, and they tell you the same shit, I just telled you.
All sorts of muthafuckas be hirin and shit if you be communicatin.

by lowerclassbrats on Mon Aug 02, 04 3:18pm [+]

Jesus, lol.

by um__yeah on Mon Aug 02, 04 3:30pm [+]

HAHAHAHAHA!

by um__yeah on Mon Aug 02, 04 3:31pm [+]

Tru dat!
aight..
gotsta bounce..
..I mean Bizounce!
and this next one is truly what I say everyday when I leave work:
"and I'm out this biaaatch!!!"

by SFLibra on Wed Jan 12, 05 12:08am [+]

Word.

by nickwarhead on Mon Apr 18, 05 5:23pm [+]

You needs ta be goin t' DC, a'ight? Das whea you co' always use ebonics.

by sistasolja3 on Sat Jun 25, 05 7:25am [+]