what if : political : HONEST CAMPAIGN STATEMENTS [+] joke ballot by magdalenasdollar created Tue Aug 03, 04 What would be some statements made by a candidate for any public office if s/he were to tell the truth? New Taxes - Of course there will be new taxes, what am I God now? Terrorism - Let's bomb the f*@! out of everyone! Gay Marriage - Uh... Gays kinda creep me out... War on Drugs - Well, I've got this great dealer... I'm only running 'cuz chicks dig public titles. I just do what daddy and "the board" tell me. Bend over and take it in the wallet, employees! No CEO left behind Buy-buy, America! We DO believe oil is limitless What's an Ecosystem when you can have a Wal-Mart!? We lie like dogs If we cant buy it we will steal it I plan to do alot of traveling while its free Arnie - "I ave a small pee pee" We care about America's business, not its people. He uses your tax dollars to get down with hookers! I'm only in it for power. I Feel Your Pain...NOT! Ballot #45440 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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