WHY DO WOMEN TENNIS PLAYERS GROAN WHEN THEY HIT THE BALL?

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[+] ballot by mysticalknight
ACTIVE Tue Aug 03, 04 - Sun May 23, 10
Sharapova and the Williams sisters seem to be the all time best groaners.

They are puting all of their strength into hitting the ball
They have sore muscles that need massaging (I will gladly do that)
They want to turn the guys on
So do a lot of men!
They're annoyed at playing a bad shot
They're all hot and bothered thinking of Stewie
to annoy their opponents

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COMMENTS:
They have an orgasm every time they hit the ball.

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Tue Aug 03, 04 1:52pm [+]

Remember Jimmy Connors?
uhn-unh-unh!

by mojo on Tue Aug 03, 04 1:54pm [+]

Who?

by DirtDog on Tue Aug 03, 04 1:57pm [+]

Sorry, DirtDog, that was before your time. Remember, I'm 88. That was back when I was in my 60s :-}

by mojo on Tue Aug 03, 04 1:59pm [+]

I believe that mojo because I have never heard of Jimmy Condoms before.

by mysticalknight on Tue Aug 03, 04 2:01pm [+]

The girls do that because they're getting all moist and gooey thinking about yours truly. ;)

by Stewie on Tue Aug 03, 04 3:05pm [+]

Mystical, you MUST be young, not to remember Monica Seles, the Queen of the Grunt. This chick could let one out, and things would jump in men's pants MILES AWAY.

by Truthseeker013 on Tue Aug 03, 04 3:06pm [+]

I am young. I am really 17 going on 18 in December.

by mysticalknight on Tue Aug 03, 04 3:12pm [+]

Hey I just made up a joke:

Question: What has a ponytail, goes uhhh! uhh! Ahhhhh!

Answer: Monica Seles getting stabbed.

Ehhh?... Not bad huh?

by um__yeah on Mon Aug 30, 04 9:27pm [+]