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Poor Panda!
Get even... I'm in San Diego, hehehehe!
by MO_ on Mon Aug 09, 04 12:43pm
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suicide is the only solution
by ABC on Mon Aug 09, 04 1:11pm
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Even you say...?
San Diego you say...?
Errr..suicide you say...?
First ya tell us her name is Bessy (like a cow), now it's Bettsy, like, uh... not Bessy. She is just playing games to make you work harder for her lovin'. Wave a hot dog in the air and when she comes a-galloping up, take her for a spin. She'll apre-hee-ciate the attention.
Actually your better off... My sister in laws name is Betsy... They get fat before 30!
by MO_ on Mon Aug 09, 04 1:17pm
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Im so upset i spelt her dang name wrong. Im so stoopid! STOOPID, STOOPID, STOOPID!
I use to have a cow named Bessie... she had a calf and I made $800 on them at market, true story! Do you know what your Bessie's hoof weight is... I can do the configuration and convert it into pounds for you if you like?!
by MO_ on Mon Aug 09, 04 1:59pm
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Her hoof weight was Triple D. I want my Bessyyyyyyyyyyy....*sniff, sniff..*
Ha ha! Time for me to swoop in for some good chin lovin'!
I was ready for this moment. You will find a 'surprise' if you decide to go anywhere near her petite chin DirtDog. I warm you now dude...
Sorry buddy, looks as if your at your last resort...
So here goes,
Approach her with the Scottish FDA, or proper authorities, confront her with a series of questions that will insure rejection... like, don't you love me? do you want me back? Di I have a large willy? etc... etc... etc.. as she shakes her head frantically, to and fro... proceed with screaming and pointing "MAD COW, MAD COW, MAD COW..." authorities will surely draw arms and put her down... hence your closure to start a new!
by MO_ on Mon Aug 09, 04 2:19pm
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That was the first thing i tried MO_. Now im left with one testicle.
I was wearing a chainmail protective suit when i approched her. The bitch chewed through it like a biscuit!
Find strength as Lance Armstrong has... Pop a Rock Star, apparently it doesn't take a lot of balls!
by MO_ on Mon Aug 09, 04 3:06pm
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Y'ouch! *shiver up my spine*
I think he's pounding Sheryl Crow somwhere in Spain.
by MO_ on Mon Aug 09, 04 4:16pm
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Fonzarelly,Now that your Cow girl left you you should hook up with me.I PROMISE!I'll put on 300 more pounds...just for you.
Mmmmm....tempting....do i hear anybody going higher than 300lbs?
Have you gone mad, fonz? *Nobody* will love you like ol' Bessy! I could see it in her eyes... Hot dog, saddle, anal beads and a love sonnet and she will be creaming in her stall every time you come near, again!
lol!
You drove one to the other side You Bastard!
You know... two testicles are really over rated anyway.
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