WOULD YOU DRINK HUMAN BREAST MILK?

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WOULD YOU DRINK HUMAN BREAST MILK?


[+] ballot by magdalenasdollar
created Wed Aug 11, 04

I just have this fanatasy of being in a coffee shop after I have my firstborn (in 20 years) and casually squirting it in my coffee in front of everyone.

yes
no
I do
I did when I was a baby but wouldn't now
I didn't when I was a baby but would now
beats cow's milk
doesn't everyone?
Only with Khalua
I drank my own once out of curiosity


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COMMENTS:
It's sweet but not creamy like milk. I shot my husband with some while he was shaving because he was so mean to me. That was my FIRST husband. :)
by Tadema on Wed Aug 11, 04 1:21pm [+]

lol! I'll have to remember that!
by magdalenasdollar on Wed Aug 11, 04 1:23pm [+]

It is very yucky. Ewww! I'd rather have the pureed peas, thank you very much.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 11, 04 1:24pm [+]

I've done it before, I can do it again.
by DirtDog on Wed Aug 11, 04 1:28pm [+]

it tastes ok, kinda sticky though.
by ABC on Wed Aug 11, 04 1:52pm [+]

Good one, Tads. :)
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 11, 04 1:56pm [+]

Its true Breastmilk is sweet if you are healthy.
by Qui_Qui on Wed Aug 11, 04 2:18pm [+]

mmm... good idea!
by magdalenasdollar on Wed Aug 11, 04 3:00pm [+]

so all breast fed babies are cannibals?WHy then did God create lactation?? dummy
by Qui_Qui on Wed Aug 11, 04 3:27pm [+]

The fine young cannibals...bet their mamas have some saggy hoots.
by Tadema on Wed Aug 11, 04 4:18pm [+]

I thought it tasted like cantaloupe juice.
by MO_ on Wed Aug 11, 04 4:59pm [+]

I couldn't do it. My wife expressed lots of breast milk so she could go out and I could feed our baby daughter from a bottle. My head said 'you should try this breast milk - it is part of the human experience'. My heart said NO DON'T. I didn't.
by keithsheen on Thu Aug 12, 04 8:59pm [+]

I did, haha.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Aug 13, 04 12:31am [+]

Out of the original containers though. I remember thinking,why do they call this milk, tastes nothing like moo cow milk.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Aug 13, 04 12:32am [+]

I'd have to say yes, I like my milk from the tap.
by lowerclassbrats on Sun Aug 15, 04 5:16am [+]

I like milk but I think I would have to test that one out.
by Deepvoice on Wed Aug 18, 04 5:23pm [+]

I think it's ok for babies to drink their mothers' breast milk from bottles, but sucking on their mothers' breast is disgusting. Fortunately, I refused to be breast fed when I was a baby.
by zorra on Wed Sep 01, 04 8:35pm [+]

You missed out on an average of 5 points of IQ , have a less healthy immune system, slightly poorer brain development ...
Anonymous

Maybe, but my immune system seems quite strong... never got sick as a baby, and haven't had a cold in two years. *knocks on wood* I also did very well in school (top of the class).

My mother could have pumped some breast milk into a bottle, but she never did.
by zorra on Fri Jan 28, 05 10:28am [+]

OTOH, I just read that breastfeeding helps return the uterus size to normal. Maybe I should have been breast-fed to help prevent my mom from turning into a fat blob.
by zorra on Fri Jan 28, 05 10:33am [+]

Its so sweet and yummy. I have used it on my cereal before..No bullshit!
by nickwarhead on Fri May 13, 05 3:00pm [+]

Zorra's argument is beyond stupid. How can anyone consider breastfeeding disgusting? Just goes to show what hogwash the system can program into our minds to help perpetuate capitalism. Breastmilk: free. Formula: expensive. Nipples: free. Bottles: expensive. Free = no use to the economy. Expensive = great for corporations. See a pattern? And then they wonder how the most natural thing on Earth came to be labeled "disgusting"...
by Queen_Jannine on Tue Jul 05, 05 3:27am [+]

"Babies are expensive"... I hear that bullshit all the time. And that's what the system wants you to think... they want to make you feel obligated to spend thousands of dollars on an infant... formula, bottles, disposable diapers, cribs, 50-piece wardrobes, expensive "educational" toys (biggest joke of all), etc. And somehow you're led to believe that if you don't give your baby these things, you are depriving him...

I breastfed my daughter... she wore cloth diapers... we all slept happily in one bed... all her clothes were presents from others, and she lived in her onesies... and she played with pots, pans, spoons and tupperware. She mashed flour dough between her fingers, and stacked cans and cardboard boxes... she tore up old magazines and chased the dogs... she dug holes in the yard and played on the swings at the park... She cost us next to nothing in her infancy, and the little bastard has always been the happiest, most well-developed child you could ask for.

I was hanging out with my friends and their year-old son one time, and all his expensive "educational" toys wouldn't make him stop bawling... I gave him a set of plastic measuring spoons from their kitchen (the kind that fit into each other), and the kid immediately shut up and sat there playing with them for over an hour. My friends were flabbergasted. I only laughed ironically and shook my head knowingly.
by Queen_Jannine on Tue Jul 05, 05 3:46am [+]

^ I wish you was my Mom, I slept in the dog's basket til I was 5! :o)
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jul 11, 05 9:55pm [+]






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