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I have yet to hear a woman say 'I was wrong'. I could die a happy man if I'd hear that from a woman, but she has to be sincere about it.
Well ok, I wouldn't be happy, what with the dying and all, but I'd be pleasantly surprised. That's better.
Aww, my troll's back. Hi troll!
If not wanting to go shopping is a good thing, I must be the ultimate dream woman. I HATE SHOPPING.
by mojo on Sat Aug 14, 04 2:43pm
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I doubt any chicks gonna say let's drink some beer and watch the 3 Stooges marathon on TBS.
how 'bout "put out or get out"?
I've heard about half of these.
at least, it sounds like none of YOU guys ever hear chicks say y'all are smart, LOL!
I've said pretty much all of those, no I am not kidding, I seriously have. I love it when boys pee in my butt.
Alright, Anonymous! Stick it in!
Men will never hear the words Thank You from a women.
They only view men as providers, so no matter what you give or do for them, they feel that that is what you're SUPPOSED to do, so there is no need to thank you.
I've said almost all of these at least twice... I must be a freak of nature. Here are the ones I say commonly:
I'll pay for dinner
You're so witty when you're drunk
Wanna try anal?
You're right, I am a bitch
I was wrong
Do you mind if I go down on you?
Nice tits
I love sex
I've got a serious case of the green-apple splatters!
Male sexual monogamy isn't a natural state
Soap operas suck
Wow, you are so smart!
Put it back in my ass
I swallow
Man, I took the biggest shit last night
I love you just the way you are
THANK YOU!
These are my utterances. Peace.
There are quite a few of these that I would say:
I'll pay for dinner.
Wow, you're so smart!
I don't wanna go shopping.
And I didn't know chicks had a problem with white guys.
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