political : GEORGE BUSH JOKE. FUNNY OR NOT? [+] joke ballot by Goku94 created Sun Aug 15, 04 While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll have to use that to make sure that I am surrounded by intelligent people in Washington!" Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the vice president to the test. He summons Dick Cheney to the White House and says, "Mr. Cheney, I wonder if you can answer a question for me. Now you have to answer this question correctly or you'll be fired. I have to make sure that I am surrounded by intelligent people around here." "Why, of course, sir. What's your question?", replies Cheney nervously. "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Cheney ponders for several minutes and then replies, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Cheney leaves. He immediately calls an emergency meeting of all the senior republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for hours and hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Cheney calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here Powell, I am going to get fired if I can't answer this question correctly so I need your help. Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "Why, It's me, of course." Much relieved, Cheney rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!". Bush slams his fist on the table and replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!" Funny Not Funny too obvious ha no i don't think so Ballot #47105 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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