IF HE HAD A BRAIN, WHAT WOULD MICHELANGELO'S STATUE OF DAVID BE THINKING?

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would you : culture : IF HE HAD A BRAIN, WHAT WOULD MICHELANGELO'S STATUE OF DAVID BE THINKING?

[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Tue Aug 17, 04
(Inspired by Tadema's classic ballot about the Mona Lisa.)

Why'd he have to make my hands so big?
Ladies, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean!
I'd like to see how big YOU'D look if you had to stand in front of thousands of people, Mr. Cocky!
Hey sailor, check my tush!
I wish John Ashcroft would buy me a loin cloth...
Wow, my nuts sure are small.
"I'm too sexy for my cloths....."
Does this alabaster make me look fat?
Like my penis ladies?
I WAS IN THE POOL!
maybe this will stop the exploitation of men?
Ok chisel me a new pair now
oh no not another batch of yank tourists
Why is my penis so small?
Why couldn't he chisel me some companionship?

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COMMENTS:
David had a bit of pool shrinkage.

by Qui_Qui on Tue Aug 17, 04 12:30pm [+]

heeheeeheee!!!!!!

by mojo on Tue Aug 17, 04 12:33pm [+]

It's shrinkage, I tell you, SHRINKAGE!

by elvislennon on Tue Aug 17, 04 1:24pm [+]

Thanks Michelangelo. You couldn't have made my gonads bigger? What did you do? F**k up the first time and then have to chisel it down some more?

Dick.

by Stewie on Tue Aug 17, 04 4:21pm [+]

I guess they know now that big hands don't equal big package.

by figgytree on Thu Aug 19, 04 7:52am [+]

"I've got this equpiment, and no one to model it for!"

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Mar 23, 05 5:27pm [+]

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