GUYS: HOW LONG WOULD YOU LAST IN PRISON BEFORE GETTING "VIOLATED"?

prediction : GUYS: HOW LONG WOULD YOU LAST IN PRISON BEFORE GETTING "VIOLATED"?

[+] ballot by Guest_597cc

Just curious...

I wouldn't last long at all, unfortunately. I have blue eyes, pink lips, no facial hair, a round ass, and I'm not particularly built.

However, I would be smart enough to bend with my knees if I dropped the soap.

A week
A day
An hour
It wouldn't be rape -- I'd want it
Never -- I'd be the one doing the violating
Never. I'm too old and ugly.
I would become the violator to keep from getting violated.

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COMMENTS:
Even if you went down to pick the soap up on your knees, they have a sceme ready. Like getting off by sticking their big ass toes in your anus.

by PanteraFan [+]

If you drop the soap, leave it. There's always more soap. But you can never un-violate your ass.

by Drayfitt [+]

I give it six minutes, tops.

by Mantits [+]

I'd give my boy pussy to the prisioners!

by johnboy66blue [+]