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WHEN I WENT TO VISIT MY FRIEND ELHI TELLER IN ISRAEL, I RAISED MY HAND AND YELLED "HI ELHI TELLER" AND EVERYONE GASPED. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

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WHEN I WENT TO VISIT MY FRIEND ELHI TELLER IN ISRAEL, I RAISED MY HAND AND YELLED "HI ELHI TELLER" AND EVERYONE GASPED. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?


[+] joke ballot by Stewie
created Fri Aug 20, 04

A tribute to our friend Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel:

Why was everyone staring and making menacing faces at me when I saw my friend Elhi in the Tel Aviv airport.

All I did was raise my arm and yell "HI ELHI TELLER". What gives? I haven't seen my friend Elhi in years. I got the same reaction when I sang a Beatles song "Achtung Juden" (Hey Jude) karaoke style in Hamburg last year. Why don't people like me?

I'm a friendly and jovial guy kind of like Charlie Chaplan. I even have the same moustache. What gives?

They're mad that I said hi to Elhi Teller
They thought I was Muslim
maybe they dont like Elhi
They were jealous 'coz you're so sexy
FUNNY!!!!
it sounded like "heil hitler"


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COMMENTS:
Lol Stewie, my influence has spread, I have molded a new.....uh nevermind, haha.
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Fri Aug 20, 04 2:43pm [+]

People never understand a good man's intention. We should visit your friend toghether and talk some sence into him. Can I bring my Wehrmacht?
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Sep 08, 04 1:22pm [+]

by Stewie on Fri Aug 22, 08 9:54am [+]






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