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IF GOD LOVES EVERYONE...


[+] ballot by magdalenasdollar
created Wed Aug 25, 04

...then God loves Satan. If God loves Satan, so should we. What should we do to show Satan we love him?

sell him our souls for a spanking
spike the holy water at church
join him for eternity
convert him by sending missionaries to hell
corrupt a priest
Vote for Bush
Do black sabbath hymms at church
Satan and God are cultural constructs
Baptise him and dress him up like a choirboy.


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COMMENTS:
An Orgy will work...
by Bafkoof on Wed Aug 25, 04 12:53pm [+]

I like the holy water idea myself!!!!!
by mojo on Wed Aug 25, 04 12:54pm [+]

I always thought it would be really hot to be the only woman, for a few nights, dropped in with a bunch of priests! hee hee...let the damning of souls begin!
by Tadema on Wed Aug 25, 04 12:58pm [+]

I am chanting Tad...
by Bafkoof on Wed Aug 25, 04 12:59pm [+]

Satan told me if you comment without voting, he's damning you anyway and you don't even get to have the fun of earning it. He added RARRR!
by magdalenasdollar on Wed Aug 25, 04 1:04pm [+]

Ohhhh, I'm all a tingle! :) now you have to tremble and be scared so I can go in for the kill!
by Tadema on Wed Aug 25, 04 1:05pm [+]

I voted Satan, I voted!! Sheesh...he's so touchy. :)
by Tadema on Wed Aug 25, 04 1:09pm [+]

uh, yeah... 'he' is, phew! You're *saved* now, Tads ...oh wait.
by magdalenasdollar on Wed Aug 25, 04 1:14pm [+]

Hmmmm...Ok I voted as well Mag...put in a word for me as well please...
by Bafkoof on Wed Aug 25, 04 1:17pm [+]

Oooh! I found my calling in 'life': Satan's Liaison!!!
by magdalenasdollar on Wed Aug 25, 04 1:21pm [+]

What kind of an outfit do Satan's Liaison's have to wear ?
by Bafkoof on Wed Aug 25, 04 1:33pm [+]

Something in early pitchfork
by Tadema on Wed Aug 25, 04 2:22pm [+]

Listen to Deicide.
by PanteraFan on Wed Aug 25, 04 4:18pm [+]

Well "Satan" and "God" are simply cultural contructs taken from a judeo-christain perspective, thus their meaning having no importance to people of other faiths.
by xxxxxxxx on Thu May 26, 05 1:37pm [+]

God is evil, God is good. Good and evil have no meaning to God. They're just crazy ideas that humans came up with. Like love, hate, fear, pride,etc. I think there is nothing more conceited then the fact that people thing that God not only IS a human, but also thinks like one. That just because the human condition is insanity from the day we're born, that God is the same. God loves you and hates you. And an other infinite amount of emotions that people will never, ever know or understand. That's why its God.
by malckdaddy on Fri May 27, 05 8:59pm [+]

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