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HELP NEEDED WRITING A BOOK TO TEACH CHILDREN THE ALPHABET.

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HELP NEEDED WRITING A BOOK TO TEACH CHILDREN THE ALPHABET.


[+] ballot by keithsheen
created Wed Sep 01, 04

I'm writing one of those alphabet books for kids but I don't want apple ball cat dog. What objects should I use?

One of each letter, in alphabetical order please.

A is for accordionist
B is blatter
C is for Cancer
D is for diarea
E - is for exorcist
F - is for floccinau - cinihilipilification
F - is for flatulence
G is for goiter
H is for Hell
I is for intern
J is for Janitor
K is for Kief
Do you mean Kiefsheen? :)
L is for Lesbian
M is for Mutilation
N is for nausea
O is for Oral
P is for pacifist hippie granola head
I knew we'd get stuck here - no-one knows any Qs
Q is for Quasi
R is for Rhododendron
S is for Sensimilla


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COMMENTS:
Ah - D brings back a moment of smart-arsed glory when I was the only one in the class to spell diarrhoea correctly. Is it sad that it was the happiest moment of my life?
by keithsheen on Wed Sep 01, 04 4:35pm [+]

'floccinau - cinihilipilification' - Defined as the act of estimating as worthless.

I had to hyphenate it so it would fit. If your child can't use that word by the age of three you, may want to consider adopting a smarter one.
by Mantits on Wed Sep 01, 04 4:44pm [+]

Hey - she used that on her second birthday after hearing me say what a crap present her Uncle Chester had bought her.
by keithsheen on Wed Sep 01, 04 4:55pm [+]

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