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*saber
by mojo on Thu Sep 02, 04 2:15pm
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People have drowned diving into the Dead Sea. The water is so dense you can't get back up in time.
by mojo on Thu Sep 02, 04 2:19pm
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That's an interesting fact, mojo. Keep 'em coming.
Get drunk, pass out and hit your head on a table, and bleed to death (William Holden).
by mojo on Thu Sep 02, 04 2:39pm
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I tried crucifixion. You can never get the last nail in.
Just like Slim Pickens did in Dr. Strangelove--riding an h-bomb.
Striesand, how the hell do you spell that?
That's Stewie ... anything to get nailed.
me n George burns.. a hooker a fine cigar a glass of scotch and the morphine drip
Encase yourself in a plexiglass box with a feeding tube, and continue to urinate and defecate. Eventually, you would either choke or drown in your own waste. (SR)
You've all done very well.
"That's Stewie ... anything to get nailed." He's usually hammered when he's writing these ballots. *L*
I read where one guy tried to commit suicide by simultaneously hanging himself from a cliff, swallowing cyanide, setting himself on fire, and shooting himself in the head. He took the cyanide and lit himself on fire, and he jumped while shooting, and the shot missed the mark, instead severing the rope. The guy plunged down the cliff and landed in the lake below, which extinguished the fire. The shock from how cold the lake was made him vomit up the cyanide as well. A fisherman found him in the lake and pulled him out, and he was rushed to the hospital, where he died of hypothermia.
shoot a mafioso (not well though, have a sucky aim so hes wounded but looks dead)then gloat over his prostate body calling his wife a slut and doing some lame victory dance with equally lame gloating lyrics such as " oh yeah your dead, you think your tough, neener neener neener come on get up show me how will get up and beat your brains out thru your ass and cut off your dick and shove it in your own mouth..hmmmm i think this is a pretty sly plan *smug grin*
shoot a mafioso (not well though, have a sucky aim so hes wounded but looks dead)then gloat over his prostate body calling his wife a slut and doing some lame victory dance with equally lame gloating lyrics such as " oh yeah your dead, you think your tough, neener neener neener come on get up show me how togh you are now. he will get up and beat your brains out thru your ass and cut off your dick and shove it in your own mouth..hmmmm i think this is a pretty sly plan *smug grin*
hi-jack a plane and fly into a NY building
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