I think you should do a fat, ugly, stupid person. Durrrrr, give me some Cheetos. Huhuhuhuh.
why don't you tell us which you usually choose, SPANKY?
Big girls need loving too.
well bethany, typically i'd do 'em both...which one are you?..hahaha
just stick a paper bag over the ugly chicks face, like they did with ugly bob on south park
LOL Spanky ;P
Sounds like she might be a two-bagger, put a bag over your head too incase hers splits.
what if the fat girl was just slightly overweight, and have good boobs, a great ass, etc. ?
o.k. by "fat" I mean "FAT"..100lbs. over the load limit for most bridges..but, a GREAT face..and fertile as a freshly plowed field..
I'd brownbag the ugly chick.
I've got no issues with fat chicks, as long as they're well "proportioned". A pretty face is what I live for and you can take them out for breakfast and not feel ashamed. Except when the bill arrives, maybe...
me thinks there are a lot of fat girls voting for themselves on here
JAPPY,there are absolutely no fatties on B&W..just good-lookin, wholesome, smart chicks with big bosoms and high IQs..to tell the truth, they kinda scare me...
The ugly chick. It's really simple -- I take the ugly-faced chick, bend her over, and fuck her doggy-style.
I thought you and Ladyluck_26 broke up, dude.
thats a gough one
Why settle for anything less than great face, great body, and brains and personality? You have your hand, don't you?
Why settle? How 'bout because you're drunk, and after that point you have no inhibitions. Either one I'd go for, but if I were to make a rational choice (hard to do when drunk), I'd choose the fat chick. She can lose weight. The ugly chick can't lose her ugly.
i would put a bag over the ugly girl's face
At 2:00am who cares by then you should be two sheets to the wind anyway, like a old country song about the " Girls all get Prettier at Closeing Time"
JUST TAKE EM BOTH!!
might be cheaper to treat the ugly chick to