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GUYS! IT'S 2:00 A.M. WHICH WOULD IT BE? FAT GIRL WITH A GREAT FACE OR UGLY GIRL WITH A GREAT BODY?

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GUYS! IT'S 2:00 A.M. WHICH WOULD IT BE? FAT GIRL WITH A GREAT FACE OR UGLY GIRL WITH A GREAT BODY?


[+] ballot by spanky
created Thu Sep 02, 04

it's 2:00 a.m. bar's closing..the behemoth has a beautiful face and tremendous hair. at the other table sits a beautiful body with a face only a mother could love.. both are interested in you, both have personality, neither has any money either will jump you at the drop of a hat...who's it going to be? oh yeah, you're drunk....

FAT chick!!
UGLY chick!!
i'm gay
ugly AND fat!
How fat?
does she have like a lot of money?
comments below
If I wasn't gay before, I am NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
my hand
buy em both a drink and take 'em both!
go home to hot girlfriend
A double shot and the ugly one


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COMMENTS:
I think you should do a fat, ugly, stupid person. Durrrrr, give me some Cheetos. Huhuhuhuh.
by Dani_dysfunk on Thu Sep 02, 04 9:14pm [+]

why don't you tell us which you usually choose, SPANKY?
by bethany on Fri Sep 03, 04 4:06am [+]

Big girls need loving too.
by wonderingwhy on Fri Sep 03, 04 10:02am [+]

well bethany, typically i'd do 'em both...which one are you?..hahaha
by spanky on Fri Sep 03, 04 5:09pm [+]

why does fat equal ugly?
by neothe1 on Mon Sep 13, 04 5:48am [+]

just stick a paper bag over the ugly chicks face, like they did with ugly bob on south park
by Preparation_H on Sun Sep 19, 04 1:12pm [+]

LOL Spanky ;P
by bethany on Wed Sep 22, 04 2:01am [+]

Sounds like she might be a two-bagger, put a bag over your head too incase hers splits.
by xxxxxxxx on Sat Sep 25, 04 10:23pm [+]

what if the fat girl was just slightly overweight, and have good boobs, a great ass, etc. ?
by GS_NewWorldRuler on Fri Oct 01, 04 8:19pm [+]

o.k. by "fat" I mean "FAT"..100lbs. over the load limit for most bridges..but, a GREAT face..and fertile as a freshly plowed field..
by spanky on Sat Oct 09, 04 8:28pm [+]

I'd brownbag the ugly chick.
by Mrtoady on Tue Oct 12, 04 3:49pm [+]

I've got no issues with fat chicks, as long as they're well "proportioned". A pretty face is what I live for and you can take them out for breakfast and not feel ashamed. Except when the bill arrives, maybe...
by um__yeah on Mon Oct 18, 04 5:18pm [+]

me thinks there are a lot of fat girls voting for themselves on here
by jappy on Wed Oct 27, 04 12:28pm [+]

JAPPY,there are absolutely no fatties on B&W..just good-lookin, wholesome, smart chicks with big bosoms and high IQs..to tell the truth, they kinda scare me...
by spanky on Wed Oct 27, 04 3:41pm [+]

The ugly chick. It's really simple -- I take the ugly-faced chick, bend her over, and fuck her doggy-style.
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Nov 14, 04 6:26pm [+]

I thought you and Ladyluck_26 broke up, dude.
by DirtDog on Sun Nov 14, 04 9:00pm [+]

thats a gough one
by UKRAZEAN on Tue Nov 16, 04 6:40pm [+]

Why settle for anything less than great face, great body, and brains and personality? You have your hand, don't you?
by zorra on Thu Dec 09, 04 2:08am [+]

Why settle? How 'bout because you're drunk, and after that point you have no inhibitions. Either one I'd go for, but if I were to make a rational choice (hard to do when drunk), I'd choose the fat chick. She can lose weight. The ugly chick can't lose her ugly.
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Dec 16, 04 12:10am [+]

i would put a bag over the ugly girl's face
by donjuan on Mon Dec 27, 04 1:29pm [+]

At 2:00am who cares by then you should be two sheets to the wind anyway, like a old country song about the " Girls all get Prettier at Closeing Time"
by jh927 on Wed Dec 29, 04 11:51pm [+]

JUST TAKE EM BOTH!!
by mr_pumo on Wed Feb 16, 05 6:44pm [+]

might be cheaper to treat the ugly chick to
breakfast...
by thesoothsayer on Sat Feb 26, 05 8:25pm [+]






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