OKAY, WE ALL KNOW THERE ARE MANY THINGS A GUY WILL NEVER SAY, WHAT ARE THE TOP THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND?

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OKAY, WE ALL KNOW THERE ARE MANY THINGS A GUY WILL NEVER SAY, WHAT ARE THE TOP THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND?


[+] ballot by Susie
created Sat Sep 04, 04

There are many things your boyfriend or any man will never say, What are they?

Let's Watch Lifetime!
Sex is overrated
I don't want to go too far on the first date.
Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
My hips are too big
Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
Does this suit make me look fat?
I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion
day old pizza?? YUCK!!
We should go to your 2nd cousins baptism
Sweety, you should drive tonite
Let's stop and get directions
Sex? Nah, not tonite, let's just cuddle
Wow, look how great these jeans make my butt look!
A blow job?? Uhm, no, GROSS!!
A cheeseburger? Nah, I'll have the garden salad
You don't talk enough about your feelings
Turn that wrestling off, let's take a bath
WOAH, new Alanis cd, I'm buying that!!
I'll sew that button back on and iron those 4 you.
YAH!! THE WEEKEND!! Let's go shopping!!!
Beer?? No way, wine cooler please
Not tonite sweety, I have SUCH a headache
Let's make some tea and cut out coupons today
a bug!! eeeek!!! eeeeeeek!!!
No sweety, seperate laundry into whites and colors
Your mom looks so cute in that big hat
let's go for a walk and pick flowers
I don't feel like watching the game tonight...
your girl friends are ALL so smart.
I like your boobs just the way they are
Playboy? No I want a Cosmo!
its that time of the month and so I will be an a**
... another man, that might be fun.


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COMMENTS:
I made this ballot to annoy jappy!
by Susie on Sat Sep 04, 04 4:10am [+]

complaining that our penises are too big
by Preparation_H on Sat Sep 04, 04 7:16am [+]

I'm not really easily annoyed though...

but keep trying : )
by jappy on Sat Sep 04, 04 1:51pm [+]

honey why dont you let me do the dishes while you go rest
by sweets on Sat Sep 04, 04 9:17pm [+]

ha I will annoy you jappy! :) Just have to find out how....
by Susie on Sun Sep 05, 04 3:55am [+]

Are all feminists as hilarious as you, Susie?
by cretin_slap on Tue Oct 26, 04 9:45am [+]

"Here's$10,000..go to Las Vegas and have a wonderful time at the casinos"
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Mar 14, 05 5:27pm [+]

"I like your boobs just the way you are" -- I've actually said that to my girlfriend. She wishes they were smaller, and I'm damn glad they're not.
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Apr 26, 05 2:25am [+]

... another man, that might be fun.
by cjamesstuart on Mon Aug 29, 05 6:02am [+]






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