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My dad and I went sledding over a big shelf in the snow, the sled broke in half, and we landed about 50 feet from each other. My mum was furious when we got home, but we were laughing.
by mojo on Wed Sep 08, 04 9:28am
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When I was seven, my friend had spent the night and the next morning she couldn't find her favorite autograph dog (stuffed of course). We looked all over and I was getting quite sick of hearing her whine about it. We went outside for a while and there, by the pine trees, was my black Lab, Smokey, with the autograph dog on the ground between his paws with his mouth around it's head. He pulled and this long stream of stuffing pulled out right as it's head came off in his mouth. My friend screamed and ran for him which, of course, caused him to take the head and run. I fell to the ground laughing, tearss streaming down my face. Looking back, no wonder she wasn't my friend after that. :) (it's still funny...)
My mum left a cake she'd just bought on top of our car. A policeman started running after us, and she thought he wanted to give her a ticket. He was just being a nice guy about the cake. This was a policeman my mum used to call Casanova because he had a handlebar moustache, black hair, and liked to flirt with all the ladies.
by mojo on Wed Sep 08, 04 9:32am
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My mom and I painting my dads toenails bright red while he was asleep and not giving him the remover the next morning. (oh and i'm not supposed to know this one but one night while he was asleep, she painted his pee pee rainbow colors with magic markers) I overheard her telling my aunt. shhhhhh
When I was about 10 my family moved to this place in country. Now, it turns out that ,at that time, there were a lot of moonshiners living in that area, and the people who'd lived there before us had set up a still and left a huge pile of fermenting corn mash behind. They'd also left a rooster, and that rooster had been feeding off that corn mash for months when we moved in. On our first day there we were greeted by this staggering, swaggering, strutting rooster with the most dignified expression on his face that it's possible to imagine on a rooster. Something about the rooster's expression reminded me of Sebastian Cabot (Mr. French on Family Affair), so I named him Sebastian. Sebastian was absolutely hilarious to watch, and he remained a family pet until he died about a year later (probably from liver problems).
Poor Sebastian! At least he had a great last year! :)
At 12 I placed a realistic fake spider on the uncles shoulder.When he awoke and saw it he ended up going back to sleep.We thought he'd not seen it.Turned out he'd had a heart attack or something
A funny one.There was me and two girl twins.We came up to a pony and they said it was ok to stand behind it when petting it.so I did and stroked its back.It kicked me in the nuts and I watched them doubled over in tears of laughter
I probably didnt have an objective view of it at that time
When I was in fifth grade, I tied my shoes together in the middle of music class (that was my idea of showing off at the time). I had trouble getting them untied though, because I kept pulling my feet apart during class as I was waving my legs around showing everybody. By the end of class, I couldn't untie my shoes, so I had to hop all the way to the other end of the school and my teacher had to cut them apart!
When I was in first grade, some kids dared me to scribble all over one of my textbooks. I did. Also in first grade, I got caught kissing a girl in a closet. Another time that same year, I started cutting my own hair in class with scissors. Luckily I was stopped before I got too far! Oh, I could go on and on.
Another one from when I was in first grade, I don't know what the hell I was thinking, but I decided to play school with my sister, so I took a crayon and used the wall of our playroom as a 'chalkboard' and I scribbled a bunch of stuff ALL OVER THE WALLS! I don't know why I didn't think I'd get in trouble for it.
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