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BEST WAY TO DISPOSE OF A BODY AFTER YOU COMMIT MURDER?

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BEST WAY TO DISPOSE OF A BODY AFTER YOU COMMIT MURDER?


[+] ballot by Grapost
created Wed Nov 12, 03

I watch those Forensic Detective shows on TV. The Detectives can use even the slightest piece of evidence to catch a murderer. So how would YOU dispose of a body to get away with MURDER!

Dump It In The Ocean
Cremate It
Put Through A Wood Chipper
Boil It In Acid
Drop It Down A Mine Shaft
Eat it
Get the CIA to help.
I would surrender and pay for my crime
feen to hogs (they can digest bones)
stick it in your couch (no1 will notice)
hide it in rosie o donnels rolls (no1 looks there)
sell it to medical researchers
Put in Scott Peterson's Boat


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COMMENTS:
encasing it in cement is good if you are a construction worker
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Dec 03, 03 6:23pm [+]

firstly, flay it and dissolve skin in acid,burn remaiing muslce and organs till ask, then grind down bones, then scatter over a large area out at sea.
by dark_willow1981 on Sat Dec 27, 03 2:14am [+]

Yep. I saw that on Forensic Files. A guy murdered his wife, froze her body and put her through a wood chipper. There was still enough evidence left to nail him.
by Biggus_Dickus on Fri Jan 02, 04 7:38am [+]

bring it to your friend, the sausage maker, and add just the right amount of spices and sell it cheaply to elementary schools under the alias "Rusty Shackleford"
by xhansmoleman on Sat Jan 03, 04 8:39am [+]

Cut his hair out by the roots, and knit it into a lovely wool cap. Sell his clothes to a family in need, and sautee his remains in a ice lemon and olive oil juice, then grind it into a lovely meatloaf. Use the bones for creative decor, around the house, or in the garden. I think that's what Martha Stewart would do, anyway.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Jan 16, 04 11:57am [+]

leave it in the trunk of a car and have your contacts at the atomic car crushing place smush it for you, like in pulp fiction
by in_bloom on Sun Feb 15, 04 1:44pm [+]

rosie o donnels rolls HAHAHAHAHA man that kills me! BIG FUNNY
by ichokedlindalovelace on Sun Feb 22, 04 8:32pm [+]

I would tell you what i did but then i would have to kill you
by ichokedlindalovelace on Tue Feb 24, 04 11:43pm [+]

I find the ocean works best if you use enough weight...
by Outshined on Mon Mar 08, 04 10:24pm [+]

I would never kill anyone... not unless they pissed me off!
by Wark on Tue May 04, 04 10:40am [+]

Why am I thinking about a nice chianti and fava beans?
by mojo on Sat May 15, 04 12:47pm [+]

Burn the body, pour the ashes down the toilet and pee on it. My ex-boyfriend, anyway.
by wildangel1082003 on Wed May 19, 04 8:10pm [+]

hide it in the graveyard, and to avoid dropping any dna i'd wear a latex suit over my whole body.
by JasonVoorhees on Fri Jul 30, 04 1:48pm [+]

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