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MY GANG AND I ARE GOING TO ATTACK ANOTHER GANG TONIGHT. WHAT ARE SOME WEAPONS WE SHOULD BRING???

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MY GANG AND I ARE GOING TO ATTACK ANOTHER GANG TONIGHT. WHAT ARE SOME WEAPONS WE SHOULD BRING???


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Thu Sep 09, 04

These arseholes think they are the bomb. They f**ked with the wrong people this time. They crossed onto our turf, and now they're gonna pay!!!

socks full of pennies
hot bags of half-dollars
good ole baseball bats
hockey sticks
wrenches
pillow cases full of rocks
gun
M1 tank
suitcase nuke
catapult
Trebouchet
muskets
reddiwhip
silly string
Rabis Tasmanian devils
slinkies
super soaker
pudding pies
Aids infected needles
A mase
my PMS girlfriend
dirty diapers
a yappy chiwawa
Mc Donalds
Zigfried & Roy's Tiger
air horns
wiffle balls
a stick with a nail in it
O.J.
chainsaws and a wood chipper
Clown gasmasks, nitrous oxide and banana peels
water guns - filled with bleach
Harsh language
Soft fluffy teddy bears (with evil looking faces)
An offensive shirt
pipe bombs
my grand-daughters dirty diaper
sharp wooden stakes
Flame throwers
Molotov cocktails - about 10 of them should do.
Kalashnikov AK-47 assault rifles
Uzis
M16 fully automatic assault rifles
50 sticks of dynamite
50 hand grenades
A car bomb
MAC-10 machine pistol
Monopoly board
Ketchup
ordanance survey map
John Mayer CDs
Switchblades (at 20 paces)
Civil War recuperated cannon
used condoms
Peanut butter (for enemies w/a peanut allergy)
Taco Salads for Everyone
Taco Salads for Everyone


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COMMENTS:
Damn ABC lol. keep em coming!
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Sep 09, 04 2:20pm [+]

I think this poll may set a record for number of votes lol.
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Sep 09, 04 2:26pm [+]

Cock yo glock and stain da block, G. I got homey's back.
by Stewie on Thu Sep 09, 04 2:47pm [+]

I heard the log Cabin Republicans and the Queer Eye Fab 5 were going to have a rumble, but the police broke it up before any blows were exchanged.
by pheasant_plucker on Thu Sep 09, 04 4:00pm [+]

Seriously--bear mace. Acouple of cans of it cwill take out the other guys from 20 yards.
by elvislennon on Thu Sep 09, 04 6:29pm [+]

Soft fluffy teddy bears with evil looking faces will horrify them!
by Susie on Fri Sep 10, 04 1:15am [+]

I like your style of ballots, use the hocky sticks and harsh language and then if things gets out of hand and you are loosing the fight call the police and blame it on them ;-)
by Nadia on Fri Sep 10, 04 3:57am [+]

Whatever caliber firearms that take tracer ammo with warheads which explode on impact
by sspphoto on Thu Dec 02, 04 2:20pm [+]

Offensive t-shirts???... LOL That oughtta show them.
by Queen_Jannine on Fri Jun 17, 05 3:33am [+]

LMAO! I think that ordanance survey map will REALLY show them whose turf is whose.

Bring on the surveyors! They'll cop a measuring wheel on their azz!
by CuriousCow on Fri Jun 17, 05 3:45am [+]

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