TOP 10 REASONS FUTURE WILL *NOT* BE LIKE STAR TREK

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TOP 10 REASONS FUTURE WILL *NOT* BE LIKE STAR TREK


[+] joke ballot by Cathexis
created Fri Sep 10, 04

What are the top 10 reasons the future will not be like Start Trek?

Once holodecks invented, no more population growth
Abuse of personal phasers
Few problems solved by Captain having sex with alien
Fat people can't fit in those suits
it will take three hours to fix dilithium crystals
temporal borg invasion will enslave us all
hard to hide an erection in those suits
phasers can only be set on 'annoy'
Manic-depressives will smuggle dilithium crystals
Tribbles would become hats, not pets
Aliens won't all speak English
Not possible to travel faster than warp 3.25
Too difficult to find Intelligent Life *here*
No real Capt. Kirk to save our asses from Klingons
Assumes Earth will be at peace
We are the only life forms in this galaxy at least
Aliens won't look like us w/ plastic on our faces
The only Klingons are around Uranus


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COMMENTS:
Non-lethal stun weapons?!?

Personally, I believe that the urge to misuse a phaser would be terrible. ;-)
by Cathexis on Fri Sep 10, 04 8:30am [+]

Polyester uniforms will be replaced by flared floods and jackboots.
by um__yeah on Fri Sep 10, 04 10:48am [+]

I believe it will be just like Star Trek. There wil be a couple of Jews running the whole shebang with no Arabs to be found.
by Stewie on Fri Sep 10, 04 12:32pm [+]

PHASERS? That's like giving six-year-olds the key to the candy store. Two weeks after issuance, kiss humanity GOOD-BYE...
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Sep 10, 04 3:30pm [+]

Although, if this group is any indication, the invention of Holodecks would effectively limit the Human species to two generations, tops.
by Cathexis on Fri Sep 10, 04 3:58pm [+]






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