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BEST SUBSTITUTE FOR THE EXPRESSION "WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER"?

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BEST SUBSTITUTE FOR THE EXPRESSION "WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER"?


[+] joke ballot by LudwigVan
created Sat Sep 11, 04

I think that cliched expression is worn out. We should use some alternative. What do you suggest?

When a hurricane hits Alaska.
When Florida has fair elections.
When Paris Hilton becomes a Mormon.
When Paris Hilton becomes a Muslim.
When Donald Trump goes on welfare.
When Bill Gates goes on welfare.
When George W. Bush becomes a Muslim.
When islam_hater becomes a Muslim.
When Osama bin Laden becomes a Jew.
When Adam Sandler quits singing Hanukkah songs.
When McDonalds retires "I'm lovin' it
When LudwigVan makes an intelligent ballot.
When George W. Bush learns to speak English.
When liberals start to think coherently
When O.J. finds the real killer.
When Elton John bangs a chick
When Islam goes through a reformation process
When the Arizona Cardinals win the Superbowl
When Arnold Schwarzenegger learns 2 say California
When the Democrats win the Presidency
When pigs fly
When Michael Jackson becomes black again
When George W. Bush gets a brain
When 50-cent makes an Album worth $0.50


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COMMENTS:
EJ was married to a woman once. Don't know if the marriage was consummated though.

The O.J. one is the best so far.
by LudwigVan on Sun Sep 12, 04 1:59am [+]

Who's OJ?
by Susie on Sun Sep 12, 04 11:30pm [+]

When OJ finds the real killer.
by mindy on Sun Sep 12, 04 11:33pm [+]

When 50-cent makes an Album worth $0.50
by cjamesstuart on Wed Aug 24, 05 2:46pm [+]

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