best : philosophy : THE SILVER LINING [+] ballot by magdalenasdollar created Tue Sep 14, 04 I thought we'd try a little lesson in OPTIMISM today, find the cloud's silver lining, see the half-fullness in the glass, etc.. etc... So, let's all take the WORST situations and find the BEST aspects about them, in honour of our favourite website here. Quadriplegia - no more treadmill! Spouse cheats - you can go on a sex spree! Rape - at least your gettin' some! Goin to jail - free room and board Homeless - free rent AIDS - no need to worry about cancer wife cuts you off - good arm exercise being ugly - wont get raped Extremely obese - eh, what's another doughnut? Bush - proof that anyone CAN become president Taxes - You're not unemployed Unemployed - Low taxes unemployed - no boss to give you a hard time Brain dead - no more depression. Menopausal - no fear of pregnancy! Pregnant - no fear of [another] pregnancy! Prematurely bald - no bad hair days Toothless - no need to floss Death row - no more worries, mate! Blind - won't have to look at ugly things Deaf - won't ever have to hear Kenny G. again Dumb - won't ever utter anything stupid again Amputee - no athlete's foot problems Beheaded - no more migraines Voted Bush - free trip to local laughing academy Ballot #51039 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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