WHAT IS THE BEST HEMORRHOID MEDICATION?

WHAT IS THE BEST HEMORRHOID MEDICATION?

[+] ballot by Stewie
created Mon Sep 20, 04
On the whole, which one sooths the itching, swelling and burning of a plump, ripe hemmorhoid? I'm getting a big, red, baboon-ass swelling down there and it's very uncomfortable.

Anusol
Preparation H
Aquafresh Toothpaste
Rubbing Alcohol and a dash of salt
Hydrocortison ointment 1%
Have your dog lick your butt: soothing..!!
Listerine Anal
anal sex

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COMMENTS:
Mojo..so cruel yet so funny!!! I love it!

by Tadema on Mon Sep 20, 04 10:44am [+]

Actually, if you can stand it, rubbing alcohol shrinks those muvvas right up.

by mojo on Mon Sep 20, 04 11:34am [+]

I think I may have found the problem. When applying the ointment, you have to open the cap on the tube to release it. I was just inserting the tube with the cap on and this may be why I'm not getting any results.

I'm going to shove the whole tube up there without a cap and report back to you all.

by Stewie on Mon Sep 20, 04 11:47am [+]

No, no - shove an ice pack up there instead. Not only will it shrink'em, but WHAT a thrill!!

by mojo on Mon Sep 20, 04 12:11pm [+]

You know, I really love how the English spell it - haemorrhoid. That dipthong really makes it sing.

by mojo on Mon Sep 20, 04 12:30pm [+]

Oh how posh, indeed. Oh, look at me! I have a haemorrhoid in my arse. Oh, it is so colourful. I hope I don't have to make faeces while I am sitting at the grand piano.

by Stewie on Mon Sep 20, 04 1:21pm [+]

Heheheh! Or get diarroeah when you are at the Press Club luncheion...

by mojo on Mon Sep 20, 04 2:51pm [+]

*luncheon

by mojo on Mon Sep 20, 04 2:55pm [+]

Quite right old chap..

by Tadema on Tue Sep 21, 04 1:40pm [+]

Voted : Preparation H
I scream. You scream. We all scream for ass cream! 023

by _Beelzebubba on Fri Jan 11, 08 8:24am [+]