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WHERE WOULD YOU GO IF YOU HAD A "BROWN NOISE" MACHINE?

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WHERE WOULD YOU GO IF YOU HAD A "BROWN NOISE" MACHINE?


[+] ballot by _Beelzebubba
created Tue Sep 28, 04

If the human body is subjected to low-frequency sound waves (between 10.5 and 16 Hz) at the correct magnitude of oscillation, there is often an uncontrollable and instant urge to defecate.

This 'brown noise' has been investigated for military and crowd control uses, although I've not found any references to its use as an anti-constipation device.

If you could take this device anywhere just for shits and giggles, (pardon the pun) where would you let it off, so to speak?

Presidential Debates
Monday Night Football
Wave Pool
Golf Tournament
Nude Parasailing on the Beach
Everywhere!
Jerry Falwell's Sunday congregation
Bush Rally
Mall of america.
It doesn't work, watch mythbusters.
In a Church Pew..!
Rap Concert


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COMMENTS:
I'd have people pooping their pants all over the place.
by thc2883 on Tue Sep 28, 04 2:57pm [+]

they used it in the second world war I believe
by Preparation_H on Tue Sep 28, 04 3:31pm [+]

I'd do it at a rap concert... haha I can imagine all those wannabe gangstas shittting themselves... haha
by Preparation_H on Tue Sep 28, 04 3:32pm [+]

At school
by Lucky on Mon Oct 18, 04 12:31am [+]

There's a sample of the brown noise here (remove spaces):
http://www. skyone.co .uk/programmes /brainiac /images /BrownNoise MP3.mp3
by nuckinfutz on Sun Nov 07, 04 12:25pm [+]

Take it to the mall.
by fivenotes on Sat Jul 02, 05 9:18pm [+]

A church pew..Pardon the pun!
by Murster on Thu Sep 01, 05 2:00pm [+]

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