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advice : culture : I WAS THINKING OF JOINING THE ARMY

[+] joke ballot by ABC
created Wed Sep 29, 04
What should I specialize in?

Baby killing
uranium cleanup
Herbal collecting
Entertainer
spirit club
Psy-Ops
medic
torture and humiliation
Artillery
"The Military Crier"
Abu Ghraib Director of Recreation
Kneepads and lubricant
prepare for the gov't bendover
Hero

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COMMENTS:
Know how to pole dance ABC?

by Qui_Qui on Wed Sep 29, 04 2:09pm [+]

I can learn

by ABC on Wed Sep 29, 04 2:11pm [+]

Ohhhh I'm saving up all my single dollar bills now!!

by Tadema on Wed Sep 29, 04 2:16pm [+]

Pole-dancing would bring Messr bin Laden out of hiding. Bet he hasn't had a good lap dance in as least two, three years. You GAME, ABC?

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Sep 29, 04 3:53pm [+]

anything to help out

by ABC on Wed Sep 29, 04 3:59pm [+]

please take me off your favorite list abc

by USMC on Wed Sep 29, 04 4:01pm [+]

done

by ABC on Wed Sep 29, 04 4:40pm [+]

Work with artillery is very ammusing, sort of. I'd never want a job in which I'm right in the battle zone. Not that I'd want to stay out of the gunfire since artilery has the same risk of being napalmed from helicopters, but overall I'd like to be artillery.

by One_Dollar on Wed Sep 29, 04 5:25pm [+]

" Military Crier "

" Get your fat ass out of my country! "

" Get your fat ass out of your country! "

" Get your fat ass off my pole! "

I think this may be your Army nitch, and you've got experience!

by MO_ on Wed Sep 29, 04 6:22pm [+]

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